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E be like say na rumpled shirt be the way forward.
The Chairman of Chairmen is in Monaco… Grand Commander of the Order of the Niger, Commandeur de la Légion d’honneur, Companion of the Order of the Star of Ghana, Michael Adeniyi Agbolade Ishola Adenuga Jr. 🙌🏾… F.Ote💲
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Must be a Blue Moon around there today. A rare sighting. Na why Ote$ call im full name and title.
The Chairman of Chairmen is in Monaco… Grand Commander of the Order of the Niger, Commandeur de la Légion d’honneur, Companion of the Order of the Star of Ghana, Michael Adeniyi Agbolade Ishola Adenuga Jr. 🙌🏾… F.Ote💲
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All of a sudden, there are no Sulemanchok billboards again. I wonder what happened
Billboards in Abuja are in three main categories: - Churches - Real estate - Sule-Manchok (or Sulemanchok)
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All businesses live and die on the altar of the disposable income of their target markets.
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It's too hard to do satire in Nigeria because even the supposedly serious stuff look satirical enough
Two of the greatest sound bites ever recorded in a live tv interview have come from our southern brothers. The timeless “We dey beat!”.. has been joined by “I’m a youth leader nah. How knife go take enter me?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Third one this year so far. I guess there are many more
VIDEO: NDLEA uncovers Nigerian-Mexican meth lab in Enugu, arrests kingpins
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The plot twist at the end 😂
Everybody get their own agenda 😂😂
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Applications Now Open: 2027–28 Princeton in Africa Fellowship Princeton in Africa places young professionals in 12-month fellowships with leading organizations across Africa Application deadline: Monday, October 26, 2026, 11:59 PM EDT theeconomicmisfit.com/2026/0…
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If you are the big man he is serving, you do not value your life and your family.
“I’m a driver and I sleep under this bridge everyday. I drive a big man in Lagos here, a Lexus,he knows I live under this bridge but he doesn’t care. Politicians only need us during elections like this, after the election,they abandon us. We’re suffering but I’ll vote Tinubu” Man living under bridge in Lagos says 🤦‍♂️
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This is some really good talent
Kamari knows how to do cartoon impressions with her mouth😩 How did she even discover she could do something like this?😩😭
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I've not even finished reading this and my head has started to headache me so early in the morning.
I have been reluctant to speak publicly about a private matter, but what has happened over the past few weeks has gone beyond a personal disagreement. It is now affecting my reputation, my home, my wife and my family, and I believe I need to put my side of the story on record.
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This community transformer racket has to stop completely. It is daylight robbery disguised as community self-help, and the regulatory double standard is sickening. ​Look at how the power sector works in Nigeria: ​When a community transformer blows up, the DisCo goes deaf. You write letters, make calls, and nothing happens. Six months down the line, residents are suffocating in darkness, small businesses are dying, and fuel prices are draining everybody's pockets. ​Out of sheer desperation, landlords gather, task every household 50k, 100k, or more, and scrape together 5 to 8 million Naira to buy a brand new transformer, buy heavy copper cables, and pay for poles. ​The moment that equipment is energized, the DisCo claims it as company property. They add it to their network balance sheet, and within two weeks, they start distributing Band A and Band B bills. If you do not pay, they disconnect you with the ladder leaning on the very pole you bought with your own sweat. ​How can a private, for-profit utility company take free capital equipment from struggling citizens, pay zero interest, give zero equity, and then charge those same citizens full price to use it? ​If NERC mandated that customers who pay upfront for meters under the MAP scheme must be refunded their money over time through energy credits, why does the exact same logic not apply to transformers? ​A meter costs 100k to 150k and you refund it via monthly energy units. A transformer costs 6 to 10 million Naira funded by an entire street, and you pretend it was a charitable donation to a private entity? ​This injustice has to end. ​If a community is forced to step in and buy infrastructure because a DisCo failed its obligations, NERC should make automatic amortization mandatory: ​Every single household on that street that contributed to buying that transformer should have their meter credited with monthly energy units until the full cost of the asset, cables, and installation logistics is completely paid back. ​You cannot let private DisCos enrich their asset portfolios with crowd-funded community blood and then charge those same people premium tariffs for power. If DisCos want to own the asset, they must refund the people who paid for it.
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😂😂😂
Entered keke with an extra plus sized guy. Time to climb speed bump the keke no gree. Baba turn look me to see if I dey look am. I maintain straight face. No be me go chop beating.
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No conspiracy theory. Just actual brute unwavering and fearless Journalism. Take your 👑
I spent 47 days as one of several thousand African migrants seeking to enter Europe through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea. Story on @fijnigeria tomorrow, Thursday and on Friday.
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“Make sure you don’t sleep,” one trafficker belted out. “If you sleep, you fall off. And if you fall off, you die!” Part 1 of my latest investigation for @fijnigeria. UNDERCOVER: Europe Through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea (I) fij.ng/article/undercover-eu…
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😂😂😂 They couldn't get a bus for them?
See the car that they used to carry super eagles players from the airport. So unfair💔
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In 2017, I listened to a radio interview of a guy who had attempted the crossing 3x, from Edo State. Each attempt cost him at least 800k. He got stuck in Libya each time & was brought back by FGN each time. It's possible he even borrowed money for the trips.
One that you would notice from Fisayo Soyombo undercover migrant story is that these crossings aren’t cheap In January 2024, I met a taxi driver in The Gambia who told me he was still waiting to hear from his daughter who had undertaken a similar journey. They feared the worst
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I’m looking for technical builders working with AI to join us at TSG Labs. People who can talk to customers, prototype solutions, build the integrations, and get them into production. We’re building 0→1 products across AI and fintech, with Paystack’s infrastructure, distribution, and ecosystem behind us. If you’re high-agency, deeply technical, and happiest building from first principles, I’d love to hear from you. Apply below ↓
You can now pay for things in Africa directly from your AI agent. Today we’re introducing Paystack Index, the easiest way to check out with Paystack merchants through Claude, ChatGPT, OpenClaw, and any AI agent. At launch, you can: → Buy airtime: “Buy ₦500 MTN airtime for 080…” → Send money with @zapbypaystack: “Send ₦25k to…” → Buy food with @ChowdeckHQ: “Order jollof under ₦3k near me” As more merchants join the Index, you’ll be able to do more, from booking rides and ordering groceries to paying utility bills, quickly and securely. Paystack Index is now available in Nigeria, with more African markets coming soon. An experimental product from Paystack and TSG Labs.
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A new investigation has identified 284 properties in the United States, collectively valued at nearly $271 million, linked to 61 current and former high-level Nigerian officials, their families, associates and affiliated companies. The properties, acquired from 1991 onwards, include 152 worth about $177 million that were purchased while the officials were in office, according to a report by the Platform to Protect Whistleblowers in Africa (PPLAAF), in partnership with the Anti-Corruption Data Collective (ACDC). bit.ly/4dTLRjA
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