And now Iโm going to tell you fฬถrฬถoฬถmฬถ wฬถhฬถiฬถcฬถhฬถ dฬถiฬถrฬถeฬถcฬถtฬถiฬถoฬถnฬถsฬถ tฬถhฬถeฬถ aฬถtฬถtฬถaฬถcฬถkฬถ oฬถnฬถ Bฬถeฬถlฬถaฬถrฬถuฬถsฬถ wฬถaฬถsฬถ bฬถeฬถiฬถnฬถgฬถ pฬถrฬถeฬถpฬถaฬถrฬถeฬถdฬถ whatโs actually going to happen instead of all this hysterical white noise desperately trying to drown out the inevitable:
The Orange Man is going to lose the elections with a deafening crash, and spend the rest of his time in office, along with his entire administration, desperately fending off a third impeachment, countless investigations, and criminal prosecutions for all his wild antics. And all this pompous posturing will finally come to an end.
As for Putin, he can play Stalin all he wants, fantasize endlessly about carving up the world into three spheres of influence at some imaginary new โYalta,โ and unleash as many hordes of bots on social media as he likes.
But when, at the end of the fifth year of your glorious blitzkrieg against Ukraine, youโre still banging your head against Mala Tokmachka, suffering your second defeat at Lyman, while Ukraine is bombing Moscow and St. Petersburg, and when youโre 1.5% of the global economy, all these fantasies can only impress a handful of useful idiots from Elon Muskโs freak show.
And the man sitting next to him at this imaginary Yalta is, to put it mildly, no Roosevelt. Heโs a semi-coherent, half-con artist from trashy reality TV who has failed spectacularly in Iran and has no idea how to get away with that.
As for the Chinese emperor, itโs not even clear why he would want to take part in this lunatic circus in the first place, let alone share power with these people.