retired professional sports tweeter turned marketer.

You forgot to include the mask with the secular hijab inspired accessories for the Halloween party at the Covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts
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I was looking at flights to Maryland for later this year and we are just going to have to drive bc these flights are ridiculous … gas prices are also ridiculous it’s a lose lose
Y’all, the flights are too high. We can’t keep doing this.
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That Alabama Mississippi State game might be stressful next weekend
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Wow bc he was short to me but I’ll take it
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Started hot in the first half and now cold in the second half
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This is feeling very joyless murderball 🥲
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That tangerine ruins everything
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This game audio is cheeks
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Ash ♕ retweeted
I PROMISE you can have my man yall do not need to be conspiring to kill me omg. He is yours!
"If I could kill her and not go to jail, I would." The mistress of ex-"American Idol" contestant Caleb Flynn reveals the disturbing messages he sent her leading up to the night he allegedly shot and killed his wife in bed. Alleigha Botner testifies that Flynn repeatedly said he wanted his wife Ashley dead, and once told her he was staying up late "thinking about ways to kill her." Flynn is accused of fatally shooting Ashley inside their Ohio home in February and staging the scene to look like an intruder broke in. He has pleaded not guilty. Read the full story and what Botner says she helped Flynn research just hours before Ashley was killed: foxnews.com/us/mistress-gave…
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Ash ♕ retweeted
Just a few weeks ago at the “Furry Migration” convention in Minneapolis, there was an “Aviation Furs Meet-up.” Ask yourself… would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot? furrymigration.org/schedule/
Community note
Airline pilots must meet 1st-class medical requirements; being a part of the furry fandom or playing dress-up is not listed in 14 CFR 67.107(c) as a disqualifier. Hiring is entirely merit-based per OpSpec A134; airlines will hire whomever is qualified and certified. ecfr.gov/current/title-… faa.gov/documentLibrar…
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Ash ♕ retweeted
It’s upsetting that people decided to turn this into an Ai meme but even more disturbing that Takeoff is dead and even with that considered, y’all still circulated the erasure of that man for some dancing cartoon characters. Like come on man.
The Original #HotelLobby
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I have a direct report that used to wear her puffer coat in the office I was like ma’am let’s get you a cardigan
They absolutely need to bring “Dress for Success” back into the schools.
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For what?
Can we just go ahead and name Kaitlan Collins Time’s Person of the Year already?
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Ash ♕ retweeted
Ole Miss derails the Lane Train. presented by: @renasant
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Kenneth Walker gonna make me lose this damn OT
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Laquon got saved
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Why didn’t he just stay down?
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I have a 75% chance to win, but I’m probably still gonna lose.
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Shoutout to whoever had that idea 😭
OLE MISS SURVIVES WILD LSU COMEBACK 🤯🔥 The Rebels outlast former HC Lane Kiffin and the Tigers in a THRILLER 🍿
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I’m happy for Pete
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