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In the least shocking news, Adderall AIDS™ proves again he's a liar and a cop caller. After falsely accusing an account named Harry Tuttle of being Sean McCabe, AIDS said he didn't want to file a police report. OOPS! AIDS had already filed one! @DoctorTurtleboy 🐀
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Breaking
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This is so fucking hilarious...
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Replying to @SecRubio @UN
Send in the clowns 🤣🤡🤡🎪
LMFAO - Denmark has background music on waiting for Trump that had the lyrics "send in the clowns" The camera then finds Marco Rubio and zooms in. 🤣🤣
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Sec of War Pete Hegseth announces that he's teaming up with Jake and Logan Paul and together they will assemble to become the new Ambiguously Gay Trio.
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Replying to @realericmoutsos
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Replying to @donkoclock
Where Is Melania? #TravelWithNatalie
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Question for MAGA.
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BREAKING: 🇫🇷 France is running out of fuel Several dozen gas stations in France have run out of certain gas types.
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Those two are unqualified to run a gas station bathroom, never mind lead the most important agencies in America. Remove them NOW!
Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are literally SNL skits. Remove these jokers now.
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🚨CORRECTION🚨 70 million idiots voted for this goddamned fuckin MORON
Trump: «Si compramos 2 mil millones de dólares en plátanos de Brasil, en realidad estamos perdiendo 2 mil millones de dólares. Así que si dejamos de comer plátanos, nos ahorraríamos 2 mil millones de dólares». 70 millones votaron por este estúpido.
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Finally the people are finding out.
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TRUE or FALSE
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💯💯💯
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Confused Ugabuga noises are outpacing he Confused Mayonnaise noises.
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MAGA coming out to defend bestiality.
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Homeland Security officers were told to pull your birth date and partial Social Security number. Then log into your state's voter site as you. Forty a day. Twelve minutes each. Someone inside talked. dworkinsubstack.com/p/congre…
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Perfect. No notes.
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Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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