Born in the USA and raised on an ironic diet of equal parts cynicism and hope, I'm waiting for answers, yet expecting nothing but more confounding mysteries.

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ATaleTold retweeted
Don’t be silly.
Replying to @EricIdle
Huge fan, but yikes, you've lost the plot, good sir. TDS has consumed you.
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What Song are you hearing in this pic?
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ATaleTold retweeted
Obama Said so much truth in 3 minutes that no western media was saying and no indian media ever said in its life. This video may also be taken down by Elon Musk so watch and save
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The Government™ has made an ad about the protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.🌍🌎🌏
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You can sure as hell say that again!
Pete Hegseth was thoroughly embarrassed by Senator Tammy Duckworth. Senator Tammy Duckworth—a retired U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel who lost both her legs while serving in Iraq—pressed Hegseth with a question: Tammy Duckworth: "I’m glad you brought that up. Can you name even one ASEAN member country and explain what kind of agreement we have with it? And, while you’re at it, do you know how many countries are in ASEAN? Frankly, I’m not even sure you know who our allies are." Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: "Well, I can’t give you the exact number, but I certainly know who our allies are: South Korea, Japan, and Australia..." Tammy Duckworth: "None of the countries you just mentioned are members of ASEAN. I suggest you do your homework better before engaging in these kinds of discussions." The level of incompetence of the person leading the Pentagon—it’s simply unbelievable.
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A stranger texted me last night.
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ATaleTold retweeted
I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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RIP—This hits harder than I'd expect! Chekov on Star Trek, telepath Alfred Bester (named after the science fiction author) on Babylon 5, Koenig was always a joy to watch. He maintained Chekov's innocent quality into his late 50's and a congenial menace as Bester throughout B5.🕯️
🖖 RIP Walter Koenig - #StarTrek's Chekov Passes Away at Age 90 💖 Koenig portrayed Ensign Pavel Chekov in The Original Series, all six original Star Trek films, and voiced President Anton Chekov in #StarTrekPicard! 1936 - 2026 💔
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I just saw "The Last Voyage of the Demeter," which I've been putting off a long time. For a story with a foregone conclusion, it was excellent! Character development and acting were wonderful with a tense musical score by the estimable Bear McCreary. Felt like a good ghost story!
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When it's the Halloween season and you need some frights, where do you turn? Gotta be Count Floyd (Joe Flaherty's SCTV character/scary movie host) and RUSH! 🤣 youtu.be/iTBx0P0zOqA?si=DAJs…
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I saw Trump's approval rating was in freefall and was going to say to watch out for some other staged bullshit that would cost people lives and our country what's left of its dignity. Then, I saw... too late.
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Top-tier stupid cat content!
El mejor puto video de la vida. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
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Every word of this!
Holy fucking shit
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This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.
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If we've learned NOTHING ELSE from this horrific two years, WE HAVE LEARNED THIS ! ! !
EVERY. FUCKING. WORD. OF. THIS!!! 👇👇👇👇
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Reporter asked Trump why he’s dismissing sexual abuse allegations: “Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?” Trump “Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. who are you with?” Reporter “NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations.” Trump “Isn’t she a fresh person? You’re a horrible little person.” This is exactly the response you get from a paedophile, predator and rapist x.com/atrupar/status/2113648…
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ATaleTold retweeted
Dan Rather for the win.
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My thoughts run more along the lines of a volcano and a brief flying lesson for him.
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I like her! 😆
How to quit a job with style 😂
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