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Yall be dating dudes who used to play the triangle in high school band
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I'm John af rn
That tweet has probably led to multiple suicides. I think it is unironically one of the most dangerous things ever posted to this site.
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i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in
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Almost posted this verbatim before remembering I already said it once
I miss the olympics my life is suffering from a serious lack of watching people do tricks
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me core
Canucks in Carolina.📍
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I have posted this to fake being hacked in order to stalk an ex on instagram before #notproudwomanenoughtosayit
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IF YOU SEE DA POLICE PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY
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WHO IS UNCLE PUSSY
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Replying to @ellycelly
@ellycelly Nils Höglander is on an 84 goal pace already, this dude is pretty good at hockey
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the concept of being viewed in this light just made me tear up a little bit
when u finally meet a girl that feels like the duck smoking gif... marry her
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What they were doing in the Canucks locker room with Hughes as captain
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One word has come up around the #Canucks locker room this season: "ego." Or, rather, the lack of it. I wonder what changed. dailyhive.com/vancouver/canu…
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the mass adoption of text messaging has foreclosed upon any possibility of romance.
He’s messaging me talking stage slop and I’m falling for it
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OONGA BOONGA! OONGA BOONGA! RAINBOWFISH WANT SEX! WANT SEX! SEX!
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Oh my god bruh
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My letterboxd got taken down because I called 400 movies in a row "a rip roaring good time" with no further comment
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"bought this before he went crazy" patch on my Red Wings jersey
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worst thing to happen on a plane on September 11th
American Airlines passenger allegedly put her legs against the window as she masturbated 🤮 Exclusive details: tmz.me/4y8H7ht
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i can’t stop laughing
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