Today we're launching Desert Ant Labs: a European frontier AI lab building on-device intelligence.
18 models across audio, vision, and text. SDKs for Swift, Kotlin, and JavaScript.
No tokens. No logins. Nothing leaves the device.
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“ohhhhh boo hoo i’m unfulfilled in life i don’t know what to do” literally just have a baby, wait for the baby to grow some teeth, then go to a bakery on a sunny saturday morning and buy a croissant and share little bites of the croissant with the baby. it’s not that complicated.
MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail