your friendly twitterhood Bateman

Waipur city
You met me at a very chud time of my life
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They are calling this the avengers endgame for the Indian left 😭
Gyanesh, it’s done bro Jai Hind 🇮🇳
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These bhosdiwale shot this video like a fuckin mcu post credit scene im crine 😭😭😭
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did she drink that sting off camera
VIDEO | Delhi: Congress MP Priyanka Gandhi Vadra (@priyankagandhi) climbs over and opens the gate of Kingsway Camp, where Rahul Gandhi and other detained Opposition leaders were being held. Congress workers and other protesters then storm into the premises. (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
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This is future representation of anushka bhabhi and pratham jain at feroz shah Kotla when kohli retires
this is killing me
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Ben 10’s 200th episode premiered 12 years ago today! It is the highest rated episode of Ben 10 on @IMDb at 9.7 ⭐️
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My bro’s wife and the gay guy I hired to cry at his funeral
this is killing me
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To Prime Minister @narendramodi, An avatar of our times
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Boomerchod indians used to enjoy these kinds of ads in their prime but have the audacity to call out gen z just bcoz we abused on national television 🤣🙏🏼
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We gotta Set up a firewall and seprate rest of twt from these linkedin ki sauteli aulaade 🙏🏼
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Roast of Frontend Developers by Madhur Virli And, as an ex-frontend guy (pre ai), he's right 😭
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Replying to @baldaati
@baldaati off 😭💔
Jaipur Shocker: Girl beats up harasser who asked her out for coffee
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They are calling this the 9/11 for kajol
Ajay and Tabu have now starred together in 9 films in last 11 years. Quite a streak ❤️
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I talk to multiple girls but nothing is able to fill the void of not being able to talk to her with whom I developed emotional connection. I don't want to feel what I'm feeling from past 1 week, no amount of attention whoring is able to fill this void in heart
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Thala with one leg can do better keeping than this lassi Gurkirat singh sandhu. People were comparing him with Thala. Now, hold this karma 🤣🤣💉 Never mess with Thala
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IM CRYING????????
kris ꕤ
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"Goy yatra"
#WATCH | Harvalem: AICC General Secretary Sachin Pilot Joins the 'Gõy Rakhonn Yatra' Organised by the Goa Congress He says, "...People here want change, and I think that Goa is ready for that. The Yatra has been highly successful, and we are confident that our party will form the government with a clear majority in the near future."
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Indians when they see a terrorist
Selfless Cricket
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had the plane crashed, they would have blamed it all on indian pilot, isn't it? because calling the other one a "terrorist" would've hurt their feelings...
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I see a "But" coming from miles away whenever I see a leftist.
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