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Island Greeks are based and their culture must be protected at all costs.
Wife and I rent a house from a Greek dude. He shows us around.
He ONLY talks to me.
The only time he acknowledged my wife's existence is when he showed her where the washing machine was.
Legend.
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Airline managed to lose our baby stroller.
Most of my day is just running after third parties just to get them to fix their fuckups
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Ireland has beautiful landmarks with some methadone clinics thrown in to balance everything out.
The Irish are lovely welcoming people.
All in all I rate this visit 9/11
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when used by a sentient human being AI is amazing
The problem is that most people are barely sentient
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Always annoys me when a Chinese person acts like a monkey in public. Burping, farting, cutting in line.
You're Asian. You're supposed to have the IQ to realise that this is not acceptable behaviour, but you just choose to be an asshole for the love of the game
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Imagine being a full-grown man and using a straw
Insisting on sucking a micro penis just to get a little bit of liquid
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If you run a networking organisation it makes a lot of sense to do it either men-only or women-only.
Whenever I see marketing for networking organisations, I see a bunch of women girlbossing and speaking and I get physically tired and annoyed just by looking at it.
You just know that you're going to be locked in a room with Belinda from HR and Ashley, who runs a sound healing workshop.
I'd rather drive a nail through my ballsack than be exposed to all that dumb shit
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Imagine being a business owner and you're subjected to this ridiculous ruleset.
Awesome way to make sure your country stifles any type of innovation.
Hi. 😊 Swedish dude here.
When our children get sick, we have 60 paid days per year to stay home with them.
Per parent.
They're separate from my 25 paid vacation days.
Meaning I don't have to use my own paid sick leave.
If I'm a single parent: 120 days.
If my child has a chronic illness: 120 days
If my child is hospitalized: unlimited days.
These days reset every January.
By law. every year until child is 18.
Follow for more glimpses into life in a social democracy, where dignity is not a privilege.
Peace ✌🏼
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Arno About retweeted
Dutch East India Company rolling up on the shores of Africa in the 17th century
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"Refund" and "retard" share the same first two letters AND the same number of letters.
Do you really think that's a coincidence?
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One of the worst ways to waste your time is to return packages for a rEfUnD.
A real man orders something, decides he's not going to use it, knows that he could return it to get his money back...
...and throws it away anyway.
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My gym plays rap.
A stoned bores guy mumbles into the mic:
BITCH I'M THE MAN
HOE I'M THE MAN
YOU KNOW I'M THE MAN
Next song is a guy bragging about the fact he got caught committing a crime like a 'real nigga'
If I was in charge of creating social programming to make people as retarded, short-sighted, and low-IQ as possible, I would invent rap.
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Seen 6 women in Manchester airport dressed in pyjamas and wearing curler loops in their hair.
Should be a capital punishment offense.
Bring back some basic dignity already
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Airline misplaced my luggage for the fourth time in two years.
Is it so hard to put a bag on the same plane as the owner of that bag?
Or am I just extraordinarily unlucky in this regard?
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Sometimes I look around in the gym and I ask myself, "How can dudes be gay?"
But then I look over at the Hyrox homos and I realise there's a subset of weak men that will literally turn everything gay
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picking a woman that actually supports your goals instead of sabotaging you might be the single most important choice a man makes in his life
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if you actually think THIS female politician is going to solve anything in Germany... you're a dense individual.
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