Voice AI dispatchers! ex-Amazon PM/GM. Dad. Husband. Jesus enthusiast. General-purpose nerd.
Seattle, WA
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I don't have to organize a single thing on my computer anymore because Claude can find it regardless. Unfortunately I find this carefree attitude has begun carrying over into physical spaces like my bathroom cabinet where Claude cannot follow
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Brian Chapman retweeted
Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter”
WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂
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i genuinely tried using bluesky but it just felt like this over there
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Brian Chapman retweeted
Don’t worry, using taxpayer dollars to run ominous campaign ads of the President has been done before and is completely legal… in banana republics.
The U.S. Government is up on TV with this spot --
It aired nationally on FOX yesterday during Illinois at #7 Ohio State and also during Fox News Sunday this morning
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There’s zero chance he’s gonna win in Idaho as an independent but Todd Achilles might win best campaign ad of the year with this
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Brian Chapman retweeted
if I was Dumbledore I would've hid the philosopher's stone in the aws console
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Brian Chapman retweeted
France and Ukraine fed Trump false intelligence to test whether he would leak it to Putin—and he did.
Community note
Ukrainian officials rejected this claim when it was first made in January, as did the source of the rumour. No evidence to support the claim has since emerged.
kyivpost.com/post/68368
leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
snopes.com/news/2026/01/1…
news.meaww.com/fact-check-did…
The Trump administration shares intelligence with Ukraine, not Russia.
reuters.com/world/europe/u…
politico.com/news/2026/08/0
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Brian Chapman retweeted
Explaining to TradFi guys I meet at conferences that insulting Dear Leader is to North Koreans what garlic is to a vampire is an endlessly gleeful factoid to me
That a group could be amongst the most sophisticated threat actors on the planet, yet have such a simple weakness, is something most people just couldn't conceive of on their own. Their reactions to learning about it are an endless source of entertainment
Thinking about how I’d explain to my 18 year old self how our libertarian streak somehow results in North Korea becoming the most omnipresent occupational risk that we face on a day-to-day basis
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Brian Chapman retweeted
I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
Slim Chickens is launching Dr Pepper Blasted Tenders, Tender Bites and Wings
The new flavor is inspired by the soda's signature 23-flavor blend
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Brian Chapman retweeted
Effective Altruism is the natural enemy of the left and right because the right doesn't believe in altruism and the left doesn't believe in effectiveness.
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@harvilla love love your show. one minor thing: "Royal 'we'" is only about referring to *yourself* in the plural pronoun (the idea is you are speaking for your office/future kings/queens). It isn't about speaking for others. Do with this information as you so choose my liege.
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Brian Chapman retweeted
"The NFL is a copycat league but you can't copy Seattle... They are an athletic avalanche! You don't play like they do with a backup QB in this league and win."
@colincowherd on the Seahawks' opening night win over the Patriots
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Brian Chapman retweeted
Online keyboard warriors would rather let Turbohitler McEpstein (R) win than vote for a Dem who shares 95% percent of their views instead of 100%.
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