Temporarily a Napoleon-themed account. Live-tweeting my way through the Andrew Roberts biography
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I just met a guy with *three* W2 jobs and also multiple contracts on top of that, so if you were wondering why the unemployment rate seems suspiciously low when so many people are looking for work, it's due to Jobs Georg over here skewing the stats
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Slipping Through My Fingers unexpectedly came up in the playlist this morning, so if anyone needs me I'm in the corner sobbing uncontrollably at the thought I only have six more years of my girls living at home
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Pet food supply chains are surprisingly fragile, making them a leading indicator for other supply chains disruptions to come. This is what we call Not A Good Sign
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wow you like *one* tweet about AI-assisted formal methods and now my timeline is a Formal Methods firehose shooting directly into my face
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This might be the only possible way that you could fly an SR-71. Become a billionaire. Finagle your way into becoming NASA Administrator with a mandate to do big things so you have cover to take back an SR-71 trainer and refurb it for flight as an X-plane. Respect.
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A SR-71 Blackbird Has Vanished
The head of NASA just cryptically teased a new X-plane with an image that looked a lot like the iconic Blackbird. Now a very particular SR-71 is missing.
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once you’ve experienced a relationship where the other person does the silent treatment, everyone else you choose to date after that will be a yappatron 5000
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if I didn't want to work closely with "feral" and "nasty" men, I would simply not get a job at the Feral Man Factory
EXCLUSIVE: Special forces soldiers believe they are “untouchable” and not all of them are the heroes they think they are, according to a former female civil servant who worked alongside them.
Monica Grenfell, who was employed at the Special Air Service (SAS) headquarters in Credenhill, near Hereford, for three years, said some of the elite troops were “feral” and it was “the nasty characters who really ruled the roost”.
She has given evidence under oath to the Afghan Inquiry and has now been interviewed by @thetimes
thetimes.com/article/5706a8a…
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Girl children stop trying to actively kill themselves once they get to ~preschool age. Do boys ever grow out of that?? it seems like they kinda might not
Got an email from my son's chem teacher because he was competing with his friend to see who could handle acid on their hand the longest. Realistically that one is 100% on me. I doubt he even knows it's against any sort of rules
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This move is a diplomatic all-timer. It's like Messi cutting inside. You know it's coming. It doesn't matter how many times they run it. You're getting those pandas and you'll like it.
🐼 🐼 WASHINGTON (AP) — Xi says in visit with Trump that China will send 2 pandas to the zoo in Atlanta, calling them 'envoy of friendship.'
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she sent me this video and politely said "I just thought you might find it interesting!"
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I told my Italian friend I've been asking ChatGPT to make dinner recipes using stuff I already have in the fridge. I showed her an example and she said "well, if it helps people cook I guess it's okay" which I assume is Italian for you disgust me and I'm throwing up in my mouth
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listen and learn
#AlaskaSenate
NYT: “Fuck that retard,” Ms. Peltola wrote this year in the text message, after a commercial fisheries executive posted a selfie with her that caused a political headache because she is opposed to large-scale commercial trawling. “Honestly. I nothing him.”
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so every year, 100k moms do all the drudge work to dutifully fill out these URGENTLY REQUIRED FORMS and then when we submit them, they simply vanish into the Shadow Realm?
Armed rebellions have been started for less
There’s no way only 8,281 forms were submitted out of nearly 100K public school students.
Come to find out — parents, when we upload the student health forms online during enrollment, DC Health does not get access to those.
DC Health only gets paper forms turned into schools.
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If I had a nickel for every time a Canadian civil aircraft ran out of fuel halfway through its journey and the pilots heroically made an improbable safe glider landing at a random military airstrip, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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If they have in fact PIPed so close to the sun that they’ve ran through the entire US tech labor force, this will be an economics case study for the ages
New: Amazon wants former employees back — including some it laid off. In one email, a recruiter called the push the “Boomerang Reengagement Initiative.” In another, a recruiter asked whether Amazon’s RTO policy had driven the ex-employee away.
businessinsider.com/amazon-b…
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I told my Italian friend I've been asking ChatGPT to make dinner recipes using stuff I already have in the fridge. I showed her an example and she said "well, if it helps people cook I guess it's okay" which I assume is Italian for you disgust me and I'm throwing up in my mouth
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the flight captain should be authorized to eject these people at cruising altitude
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pas…
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