Philosopher, Campfire comedian, American Badass. Spotter #9 Cup Car (permanently working from home). Sweet Jams 2021. Very few fucks given. #TittiesAndBeer

I wanna hang out with @DaleJr so fuckin bad dude
Ralph is having a DAMN good time
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Homestead ET   Today 1-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly qual 2:30-TruTv-Cup qual 4-CW-Prerace 5:11-CW-OReilly green, stages 45-45-110, 6 sets, fuel 60-65 NWS: Temps 80s, 20% rain   Sun 2-NBC-Prerace 3:13-NBC-Cup green, stages 80-85-102, 9 sets, fuel 62-70 NWS: 80s, 15%
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Ol shitty booty butt
Student poops himself after trying to attack a student
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Homestead ET Fri 2:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-CW App/ESPN Un-OR prac 5:30-TruTv-Cup prac 7:51-FS1-Truck 30-30-74, 5sets NWS:80s,5%rain Sat 1-CW App/ESPN Un-OR q 2:30-TruTv-Cup q 4-CW-Pre 5:11-CW-ORei 45-45-110, 6sets NWS:80s,30% Sun-NBC 2-Prerace 3:13-Cup 80-85-102, 9sets NWS:80s,20%
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Homestead ET Fri 2:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-CW App/ESPN Un-OR prac 5:30-TruTv-Cup prac 7:51-FS1-Truck 30-30-74, 5sets NWS:80s,5%rain Sat 1-CW App/ESPN Un-OR q 2:30-TruTv-Cup q 4-CW-Pre 5:11-CW-ORei 45-45-110, 6sets NWS:80s,10% Sun-NBC 2-Prerace 3:13-Cup 80-85-102, 9sets NWS:80s,10%
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Turnbow🔴⚫️ retweeted
Homestead Th 630-NASCAR-Truck pra NWS:70s,30%rain Fr 230-FS2-Truck q 4-CW App/ESPN Un-OR pra 530-TruTv-Cup prac 730-FS1-Truck 30-30-74, 5sets NWS:80s,10% Sa 1-CW App/ESPN Un-OR q 230-TruTv-Cup q 5-CW-ORei 45-45-110, 6sets NWS:80s,10% Sun-NBC 3-Cup 80-85-102, 9sets NWS:80s,10%
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Homestead ET Thu 6:30-NASCAR Chan-Truck prac NWS:80s, 10%rain Fri 2:30-FS2-Truck q 4-CW App/ESPN Un-ORei prac 5:30-TruTv-Cup prac 7:30-FS1-Truck 30-30-74 NWS:80s,5% Sat 1-CW App/ESPN Un-ORei q 2:30-TruTv-Cup q 5-CW-ORei 45-45-110 NWS:80s,5% Sun 3-NBC-Cup 80-85-102 NWS:80s,20%
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone… but Mooncar 2.0 just tweeted for the first time in like 6 months. I won’t pretend to know what that means but I hope it means something fucking spectacular because fuck me to tears man, I miss mooncar.
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Homestead ET Thu 6:30-Truck practice Fri 2:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-CW App/ESPN Un-OReilly practice 5:30-TruTv-Cup practice 7:30-FS1-Truck 30-30-74 Sat 1-CW App/ESPN Un-OReilly qual 2:30-TruTv-Cup qual 4-CW-Prerace 5-CW-OReilly race 45-45-110 Sun 2-NBC-Prerace 3-NBC-Cup 80-85-102
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Turnbow🔴⚫️ retweeted
Martinsville ET Today 1:30-NBC-Prerace 2:09-NBC-Cup 130-130-240, 10 sets, fuel 175-190 NWS: Temp 60s, 5% rain
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Go get em Mike🫡 20 years of trying!
Where do I have to finish at Homestead to clinch the title?
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My truck pick for today at Martinsville: Christian Eckes (he has won his last two truck starts at Martinsville) ... top-5: Eckes Riggs Majeski Honeycutt Hemric ET 12:30-FS2-Truck p&q 3-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly p&q 6-FS1-Prerace 6:18-FS1-Truck 50-50-100, 3 sets, fuel 135-145
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Turnbow🔴⚫️ retweeted
Talladega ET   Sat 11-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly qual 1-TruTv-Cup qual 3:30-CW-Prerace 3:55-CW-OReilly 25-25-44, 4 sets NWS: Temps 70s, rain 0%   Sun 1:30-NBC-Prerace 2:25-NBC-Cup 98-45-45, 7 sets NWS: 70s, 0%
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Going with the flow.
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Star studded truck field today. Can’t wait to watch it from the stands here. We got Smoke, Cletus, Frankie Muniz, even that kid from family guy.
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Talladega ET Fri 12:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-FS1-Prerace 4:23-FS1-Truck 20-20-45, 4 sets NWS: Temps 70s, 0% rain Sat 11-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly qual 1-TruTv-Cup qual 3:30-CW-Prerace 3:55-CW-OReilly 25-25-44, 4 sets NWS: 70s, 0% Sun 1:30-NBC-Prerace 2:25-NBC-Cup 98-45-45, 7 sets NWS: 70s, 0%
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Turnbow🔴⚫️ retweeted
Week 8 schedule quirks: • Hawai‘i @ Northern Illinois is a conference game between schools separated by roughly 4,200 miles. Hawai‘i would have a shorter trip to Tokyo, Guam OR Mexico City! • Indiana is going for its 1st win in Ann Arbor since 1967 • Virginia Tech visits Clemson for the 1st time since 2012 - incredible considering both have been ACC mates since 2004 • Texas Tech makes its 1st trip to Cincinnati • Michigan State heads to UCLA for the 1st time since 1974 and plays in Pasadena for the 1st time since 1966 • USC visits Wisconsin for the 1st time since 1965 • Iowa State heads to Arizona for the 1st time since 1966 • Houston visits Utah for the 1st time since 1977 • Kansas State returns to Arizona State for the 1st time since 1989 • Oklahoma-Mississippi State meet for the 1st time ever • Duke-Virginia will play for the 3rd time in 342 days • Cal @ SMU is a 9 AM body-clock kickoff for the Golden Bears
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That cup start time is always fairly brutal for the boys 😂 with living on eastern time normally and then having lived through Friday and Saturday night, that 12 central start is rough
Talladega ET Fri 12:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-FS1-Truck 20-20-45, 4 sets NWS: Temps 70s, 0% rain Sat 11-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly qual 1-TruTv-Cup qual 3:30-CW-OReilly 25-25-44, 4 sets NWS: 70s, 0% Sun 1:30-NBC-Prerace 2-NBC-Cup 98-45-45, 7 sets NWS: 70s, 0%
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Talladega ET Fri 12:30-FS2-Truck qual 4-FS1-Truck 20-20-45, 4 sets NWS: Temps 70s, 0% rain Sat 11-CW App/ESPN Unlimited-OReilly qual 1-TruTv-Cup qual 3:30-CW-OReilly 25-25-44, 4 sets NWS: 70s, 0% Sun 1:30-NBC-Prerace 2-NBC-Cup 98-45-45, 7 sets NWS: 70s, 0%
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