21 | evil and sexy

London, England
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the jobs i get recommended to me when i’m at my most unemployed
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realized i’m losing it once i started to trust the tarot card readings on my fyp again
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can take the girl out of surrey but can't take surrey out of the girl (went on a hike up a waterfall in linen trousers and an urban outfitters raincoat that i've now discovered doesn't work)
in the lake district, one of the most beautiful places in the uk, and this is all i’ve taken photos of absolutely no photos of the view whatsoever just used condoms outside boots and cursed elvis
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in the lake district, one of the most beautiful places in the uk, and this is all i’ve taken photos of absolutely no photos of the view whatsoever just used condoms outside boots and cursed elvis
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“START THE CELEBRATIONS!!!! After a period of reflection “The Most Damaging Pop Cultural Force In Recent British History” has declared itself fit for purpose and will once again return to lift the spirits of the people. Come witness the fitness. It shall be a sight to behold.” Oasis will tour the UK, mainland Europe, USA and Ireland in 2027! For your chance to buy tickets you must register by 17th Sept, 4pm BST. 👉oasis.hq.fan/registration There will be no general onsale. 🚩Please note that mailing list members are still required to register. #OasisLive27
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saw oasis movie and there's a part i like to think implied that oasis splitting up caused covid and january 6
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Por primera vez, algunos de ustedes van a poder sostener la mano de una mujer
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average girl dms
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being unemployed and having to save money has made me realise i have a SERIOUS shopping addiction i haven’t really shopped this month and i’m actually tweaking out
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i’ve bought some shorts and some sunglasses (against my will) and it’s not enough
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men act like they are the only ppl in this world who have ever been busy
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i tried dating outside of my culture (music taste) and it didn't work
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texts from your unemployed friend
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decided this is now a goal to aspire to
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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really enjoyed the descriptions of nail polishes from where i got my nails done today
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RT @angelni29: This was one for the books
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