Planning a room decor? Put me on🙌

The cutest 3-year-old you’ll see on the internet today😍❤️

my love life is so unserious, the only date i have is the one i was born on.

Wallahi I I will find these dogs and they will pay for their crimes. 😂

Succumbing to family pressure and allowing uninvited village relatives and gatecrashers to flood your small, strictly budgeted wedding. OR Hiring bouncers and locking gates to completely lock out uninvited guests, risking being cursed by aunties on your wedding day. Pick a side

Just here gisting with my mom. YES, my mom stays with me (my dad is no more), and I am the first son. So, before you enter my DM ( MOM STAYS WITH ME), though other plans are on the way. BUT, MOM STAYS WITH ME.

Dear Lagos Landlords, Let’s talk about caution fees. A tenant moves in, pays rent, pays agency fees, pays agreement fees, and pays a caution fee. Years later, the tenant moves out, leaves the property in good condition, and suddenly the landlord develops selective amnesia. 😂 “Which caution fee?” Oga, the money didn’t caution itself into your account. If deductions are necessary, explain them. If a refund is due, honour it. #DearLagosLandlords

How can you come to my DM with a scary pfp And type pn? Like leave me alone, are you a monster 🤣🤣🤣 Na AI Prof I be I no kill person 😭 Where do you people get these pfps from biko

who else has plenty things they want to do but money keeps putting everything on hold?

Going forward, can we all agree to not take loan from the loan sharks? They don’t mean well kan kan 1m to pay 2.1m It’s a Trap!

But to be honest, what’s one benefit of being a Nigerian?

What's one small act of kindness someone did for you that you still remember?

Is this proper parenting?

Some of you have completely forgotten that there’s life outside X. You wake up on X, argue on X, fight strangers on X, catch feelings on X, and go to bed angry because of X. My people, PLEASE CALM DOWN JOR…😭😂 The real world is still waiting for you outside. 💀

I love tattoos. To me, they’re real art. But this? 😳 A man lying on an operating table, surrounded by tattoo artists, apparently getting large parts of his body tattooed under anaesthesia. Imagine falling asleep and waking up covered in tattoos! I respect everyone’s choices, but undergoing anaesthesia, with all its medical risks, just to avoid tattoo pain? That’s too extreme for me. Would you ever do this, or has tattoo culture gone too far?

I'm frying plantain. What are you doing? Tips: always add a chunk of onion 🧅 in your hot oil, it gives your plantain a good taste and aroma after frying.

What are you having for lunch?

I'll know more when I go for school runs this afternoon

Being financially disciplined in an inflationary environment is kinda terrifying

Let’s be honest, adulting is expensive. Every time you think you’re getting ahead, another bill shows up!! What’s one bill you wish you could stop paying forever if you had the choice?

normalize dating your type. life is already hard, at least let the person you’re kissing be attractive to you.