βI have 800 fucking yaks.β
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When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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This is a must read β οΈ
It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And sheβd love me. Sheβd love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didnβt have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today itβs not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman βbrainβ was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) itβs just insane Iβm going to go insane. Anyways no Iβm not using the app today Iβll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I donβt want the soda I donβt know when youβve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. βIs you paying cash or card?β I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when Iβm thirty theyβll let me date my hot cousin
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Rape is 100% the rapistβs fault. Hope that helps!
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βThe trainer put her hands on him firstβ to calmly move him to the side so she could help with aid. Obviously. His reaction is literally insane. As is yours.
People are really mad at this kid?
The trainer put her hands on him first #Duke
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Our team raised 2k for breast cancer research. We doubled our initial goal that I wasnβt sure weβd reach in the first place.
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If you buy your 16-year-old a gun and he uses it to kill elementary school children and their teacher, you should be charged with murder too.
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Correction: husband tries to kill wife after attempted rape
Drunk husband injures woman with sickle in Roraima for refusing to have sex with him glo.bo/2q95uwu #G1
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βThey gang raped a woman but we canβt expel them as they have promising futures.β
This is exactly why a rapist became president.
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So, after this week of dealing with the fitness/manosphere, Iβve realized some things:
1. A lot of men are very delusional about how they look. NOW, this is not to say theyβre ugly, they just give themselves
value for looks, muscles, etc. when the reality is, most women would trade all that shit for men to not be asshole misogynists.
2. They think women, as a whole, lie to each other about how βhotβ we are.
They simply CANNOT imagine a world where women are complementing other women (and men!) freely because we simply want to!
3. Everything is about how fuckable we are to THEM. Thatβs our value.
4. They HATE confident women and will try to tear them down with insults and then think you are βupsetβ when you reply to them.
5. They think we lie and manipulate men when we tell them simple things like - oh hey thatβs gross! Can you maybe not talk like that? They think weβre mad because weβre not fuckable to them because
they think everything women do is for the male gaze and attention.
6. Men do a lot of things mostly for other men because of all the things I said above
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I guess it didnβt post because my building has poor service but we reached our goal! Iβm so excited and ready for the event to actually be over- and then prepping for the next event starts. π΄
All of our donations havenβt been made/counted but so far weβve raised $775 for breast cancer research. The think we might pass the initial goal I set. π
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Iβve finally found an eyeshadow base where I donβt have to buy a palette for one shade. Stillaβs shade βkittenβ is my jam.
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All of our donations havenβt been made/counted but so far weβve raised $775 for breast cancer research. The think we might pass the initial goal I set. π
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This year is starting off amazing, weβre so close to our charity goal and I am so tickled because my boss is hearing all the feedback from the kids about my program which will equal more funding. π
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