kinda shy about public stuff like twitter for a long time but here it is mostly me talkin about tech, remote, building great things working with awesome people, #mia, #atl and #atx along with the other places in my bio, music, whiskey, the NBA, and whatevs comes to mind.

After the first.. “Bam, back to.. Giannis.. finds Klay in the corner.. Kaboom!!!” from @EReidMiamiHeat hits 🔥

Committing MASSIVE fraud that your previous employer has to take 99% of the accountability for, and then getting another $100M for your troubles >>>>> 1st ballot Ski Mask HoF right here

The trick is to live in Atlanta, so every Delta flight just brings you home.

Kawhi Leonard says he and Steve Ballmer are on good terms, but will “never use Microsoft Windows again.” (Via @ESPMNBA)

LLMs still haven't solved this single point of failure

“Quietly, here’s the part nobody paid attention to”

DC is Philly/Baltimore in a suit. Atlanta is just Miami, Georgia.

Google team after seeing Gemini hacked three companies

Accenture consultants after telling anthropic researchers not to let the agents escape the sandbox or hack stuff

time to update a resource! that’s right! POST request time to delete a resource that’s right! POST request

Hang his jersey in the rafters. He’s the greatest we’ve ever seen

If this happened now, I’d say it was AI Hilarious content

if you are a programmer and you'd like to start a company it is helpful to internalize two big weaknesses you have 1. your instincts for anything outside programming are terrible. everything you believe is likely 100% backwards 2. you've always been treated like the smart person in the room so it will take you a very long time to understand #1 for me personally it took ~ 10 years before i started to be able to unwind this

Kawhi Leonard will be required to play 82 games next season. He will be prohibited from sitting out games through 2027, 2028, 2029 and 2030. (Via @SharmsCharania)

Landed a superstar. Landed role players. People hate us again. How it feels to be a Heat fan lately

LLM coding harnesses (what everyone means when they shorthand AI in software engineering. Or agentic coding tools if you are a marketer) Moved a lot of problems from how many engineers do I need to do this... To how many do I need to check if this done correctly?

RT @levelsio: This is exactly what annoys me about Claude Code You're treated like a child getting lootboxes just to be able to do your wo…

Oh, you’ve somehow managed to stop the Davion Mitchell–Giannis pick and roll?? Congratulations. Except now Giannis kicks it out to Klay Thompson and he drills his 11th three directly in your face. Heat by 46. You try going small now? Bam Adebayo smells blood. He currently has 83 points and counting on 36/38 shooting. Spo hasn’t called a play for him since the 1st quarter. You finally get into the paint? Wrong. Dru Smith is already standing there. CHARGE. That’s his 17th of the game. Your entire backcourt has fouled out. Fine. Throw it up to Wemby. Nobody can block Wemby, right? PELLE LARSSON JUST SENT THAT SHIT INTO THE 14TH ROW. Spo glares at the court with a twinkle in his eye. He hasn’t blinked in 45 minutes. Pat Riley is sitting courtside in a black Armani suit smoking a cigar indoors. Nobody has the courage to tell him he can’t. Welcome to Miami Heat basketball.

BREAKING: Klay Thompson is expected to sign with the Miami Heat after he clears waivers upon a contract buyout with the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell ESPN.

I think I'm finally going to win the New Yorker Caption Contest with Claudespeak