bullshit artist

Manchester, UK
this one goes out to all my circumcised bro thers and sisters out there
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I’m late for my grandmother’s funeral again.
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF
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FUCK! Fuck I don’t know! FUCK! I’m so fucking stupid! *starts slamming head into the table*
Ranch is NOT available for these Chicken Tenders. What are you dipping them in?
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My body is a machine that transforms potential into nothing.
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Going to the bookstore and moving these to the non-fiction section
One of the greatest manga ever made is finally coming to English readers polygon.com/exclusive-previe…
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This is the most visually disgusting video I’ve ever seen
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We need to bring back town square beheadings
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My wife is staying the night at a hotel because when she asked me to get matching shirts for our family trip to Disney World I just got 6 of these in XL.
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METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,
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They are destroying our national heritage. I took these photos before the severe damage it suffered today, never imagining I’d be sharing them under these circumstances. The intricate details and centuries of history at Chehel Sotoun are incredibly fragile and irreplaceable.
Footage published by Iranian media today shows damage to Chehel Sotoun Palace, a Safavid-era cultural landmark located in the historic centre of Isfahan, following air strikes in the area. Two more landmarks, Golestan Palace and Tehran Grand Bazaar, sustained damage last week.
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People who make unskippable ads that set off my misophonia should be tortured and flayed alive
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Sorry I got dumped this week
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First night of my thirties. Figured I’d be a little naughty and watch something on the more mature side… Yeah… let’s just say… I think I’m gonna like this whole “thirties” thing! 🤣
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Turned 27, getting millennial gifts officially
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