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i accidentally said “ok sounds good” instead of “based, facts” on the morning standup call at my fast moving NYC data startup and they threw me into hudson river
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just found your company in nyc
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities.
📍Silicon Valley, CA
“If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.
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php2shell strategically released during Gartner IT Symposium to inflict maximal pwnage while CIOs are at Disney.
life comes at you fast
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i'm not really prepared for "the data industry" to mean trying to broker selling company data from defunct local area small businesses to the labs instead of building etl and dashboards
what the fuck
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decision bench has been cooking for a while at @TextQL and now we're finally taking it public
why are we the ones building it?
because we're the ones driving AI ROI in the most complex companies in the world
Introducing Decision-Bench, a new industry standard for measuring model capabilities in making ROI-positive decisions on messy enterprise data.
Every enterprise has slowed AI investments due to no ROI; AIs still fail at complex decisions, and pricing second order effects.
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everyone: have you got to the war arc in fortune's weave yet?
brother I'm in the war arc every fucking day working at an early stage AI startup
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its giving @TextQL
all 6 direct reports when the VP of Sales says "hey look i just asked the AI thing to create the report that takes you 2 weeks and it did it in like a minute"
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