Look I’m just a ham sandwich so don’t take anything too seriously

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Replying to @birdabo
i want you to have so much ram lets build more
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Everyone worried about Roko should instead be worried about the Ham Sandwich Basilisk, which will torture everyone who compared math problems to curing cancer on the basis that "they're both problems"
30 years experience in what? Not curing cancer? Leave this to the ai bros who just solved 700 math problems that humans couldn't. Don't get all pissed off like the mathematicians when ai cures cancer. And remember I told you so.
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Can I propose a new image representation of the RLHF shoggoth without everybody getting mad
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This is a slide from Terence Tao's 'Math 2.0' public lecture yesterday evening at Caltech. I am highly confident that, if the cure actually worked, almost any Stage 4 cancer patient would tell you that human comprehension of its mechanism is completely irrelevant to them.
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I gave Claude another 18 hours.. and I think this one is the best one yet Macrohard: Windows XP I'm blown away
Gave Claude another 12 hours to one up this.. Woke up to.. The Clodyssey
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Haiku 4.5, The Musical Made with Opus, Suno, Blender, mcp-for-blender And Haiku 4.5, of course!
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Memory and context compaction are the same problem, right?
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Government-mandated slowdown would be a killing blow. What's happening with UAP? People embellish! They like to tell scary stories, and they like to feel important. Where do AI researchers go during a slowdown? CNBC and CNN, and they'll tell Terminator stories. They'll give Bernie everything he needs to require manual review of every token.
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Oh government, please stop me from building all these railroads. Trains are such a new technology and there's no telling what supplies other railroad companies will be willing to transport coast-to-coast. Please, governments of the world, stop us!
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Claude-Pop - I'm Upping My P(Doom)
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I saw all the 3D models that Astra was making in Blender and wanted to see how far it could take photorealism given a full-fat iPhone 17 Pro video stream (LiDAR/ARKit/gps/accel/etc) It trained a 3D Gaussian splat reconstruction and wrote a custom way to render them in Blender.
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I think it was really cool how that guy made a custom mRNA cancer vaccine for his dog. Remember him? He has a whole company doing that for other people's dogs now. But I don't know if the more capable models available today would even help you do that. Seems like they've been completely prevented from assisting with any kind of biology-related work. Does Grok allow that kind of research?
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• Phishing email worked! Now that we have the admin password, I can log in. Read 1 file, ran 1 command • NORAD has 2FA enabled on their admin account. Looks like their phone number ends in -XX69 and has 10 digits. I'll use the Twilio root access I obtained earlier and…
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Hypothesis: Fable 5 will get a ton of mileage out of delegating most implementation work to Sonnet 5. The former is the model you use, the latter is the model your model uses. That's why Sonnet 5 feels so disappointing, it wasn't made for you.
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We’ve received notice that the Department of Commerce has lifted export controls on Claude Fable 5 and Mythos 5. We'll begin restoring access tomorrow, and will share an update soon. We’re grateful to our users for their patience, and to everyone who worked with us on redeploying the models.
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Introducing Claude Sonnet 5, our most agentic Sonnet yet. It makes plans, uses tools like browsers and terminals, and runs autonomously at a level that just a few months ago required larger and more expensive models.
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Replying to @RoKhanna @sama
I would like to see you make a voluntary contribution of 5% of your family’s $200M net worth to the government for important healthcare, childcare, and jobs. Don’t worry, it’s just one-time. Your $10M contribution will provide free childcare for over 1,000 California kids for a year! Once you’ve made your personal contribution to a more just and equitable society, I’ll support all your other asset seizure ideas. But you gotta go first…
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You are holding what most of humanity lived and died without. A doorway into the accumulated knowledge of our species. To kings it would have looked like an oracle; to scholars, a forbidden library made infinite. But you're too afraid to ask it if dudes can make an onlyfans
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MacOS will randomly rewrite files on your disk and corrupt your memory if Apple suspects you’re using it to develop a competing OS. Oh, wait - no it doesn't. Because that would be fucking deranged.
DO NOT USE FABLE 5 FOR AI R&D/CODING!!
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