stay at home dad to 1 kid, 2 dogs and a cat.

Waterloo, Ontario
Dawg who made ts ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿšจ SIGNED TREY SMACK RIVALRIES HELMET GIVEAWAY๐Ÿšจ To win: 1. Like this post 2. RT this post
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๐”๐ ๐๐Ž๐๐Ž๐‹๐Ž ๐‚๐‡๐„ ๐‹๐Ž๐“๐“๐€. ๐”๐โ€™๐ˆ๐’๐Ž๐‹๐€ ๐‚๐‡๐„ ๐’๐Ž๐†๐๐€ โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™
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EUROCAGLIARIIIIIII
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United Hierarchy stuck in the past. Modern EPL is about spending money. Bargain bins aren't going to get you far.
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Can my algorithm take me off sports twitter? I'm tired of the European/American shit flinging. So me nature please.
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Played Golf today in my courses league. 8:50 tee time. Started early with 3 random guys. Double, triple, triple, triple, triple to start. Par then bogey on the next 2. Was hoping things were about to turn. Tee off on 8. Hit it left rough. Not bad. Hook 2nd into long grass by green. Find ball and hit it out just on a up Slope beside the green. Take one step to get out and foot goes a lot lower than expected. Proceed to roll ankle completely crumpling me. Round over, luckily only 3 hours at Canadian hospital. Bad sprain. Fucking golf.
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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Replying to @fece_lord
If heโ€™s not in an LFA what are we even doing here
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RT @disaster_sarah: โ€œThis hour has 22 minutesโ€ (a legendary Canadian sketch comedy show) did a Pitt parody on the Canadian healthcare systeโ€ฆ
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RT @8esart: No propaganda will ever convince me that Dubai is a nice place
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"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man." - King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)
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Quick reminder that @Broncos coach Sean Payton was suspended for a year because he was head coach of a team that PAID players when they injured an opponent.
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Browns mock draft 1.01
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Fuck Lightning. Piece of shit
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Win-win for us. Weโ€™ll get him now or weโ€™ll get him later.
Arsenal and Chelsea both have Xavi Simons on their radar, as reported last month. Leipzig haven't had any approaches or bids yet. Simons keen on a Premier League move, and to leave this summer. Leipzig paid โ‚ฌ50m+โ‚ฌ30m, but not all add-ons triggered since leaving PSG. โ‚ฌ65m plus add-ons is understood to be a realistic ballpark.๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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What's the point of the Strike zone box on the Yankees Red Sox broadcast. Cant even see it.
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MCJESUS ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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dudes will see a PP goal by nathan mackinnon assisted by sidney crosby and connor mcdavid and say โ€œhell yeahโ€
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Who does this? ๐Ÿ˜Š
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