this tweet reminded me friday at shaky knees this guy wearing the Worst Outfit Ever pushed in front of us during geese, took a phone call, then left all in the span of like one song
if you get sincerely mad at people for trying to move ahead in a festival crowd you sincerely have to diе. tried to pass this girl and she said “no. i’m not letting any more people past.” and i genuinely said “EXCUSE ME?” like what are you a troll bridge? get tf out of of my face