Sensitive young man. Film autark. Inscrutable liberal. Semanticist. American. Multi-track drifter. Unreconstructed aesthete.

Los Angeles, CA
A smashburger is the market absorbing a spike in the cost of beef relative to labor, rent, and other ingredients. It's controlled commodity shock.
what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape
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Cairo Smith retweeted
Cairo Smith's Fallujiad is an incredible work. It's a serialized epic poem about the destruction of Fallujah. I'm not aware of any other work of film or literature that's successfully grappled with the full tragic magnitude of the Iraq War. But as Cairo shows us, the way to tell the story of an epic tragedy is through epic poetry. Again, it's an incredible work. Profound and beautiful, it's a piece of art that transcends our time. The Fallujiad is free on Substack. Check it out today.
Out today in the Fallujiad is a canto for what I might actually call the first battle of Fallujah, fought by the Army without Marines, many months before the one in the history books.
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[sizable pundit trying to describe abundance] imagine a philly cheesesteak wrapped in pizza
America is still a country that does big things.
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The point was to do Nightcrawler with a real guy and however he actually is was obviously very secondary to that.
"To Catch a Predator" host Chris Hansen finally watched Robert Pattinson playing him in "Primetime" and was not a fan. “It was so bizarre and so in-and-out of reality. Obviously, I’m not objective because the character is, you know, me, but it was so detached from reality or anything I’ve experienced then or now doing the investigations. I’m not sure what the point of it was.” variety.com/2026/film/news/c…
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In 200 years watching the entirety of old TV shows is going to be the sole domain of historical media studies. Someone who has watched The Wire is going to be like someone who has read Flaubert.
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Why do spam emails trying to sound businessy refer to emails as "notes"? "Following up on my last note." It's not a note! It's an email! Notes are things executives give you on your script.
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Okay guys... I admit it... I am the fecal superspreader...
Wait pause. What?
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The post author confirmed that this is a "joke" and a doctored screenshot. x.com/cairoasmith/st…
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(This is a joke.)
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Wow, I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.
Replying to @dilemmamc
we created a dynamic where sociopaths understood that the could torture any workplace, community, etc by wielding progressive rhetoric and accusations of racism, sexism, ableism, etc
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Seeing a lot of hate for this. Understandable IMO as a bleeding heart to not want people drowning in the ocean. Maybe there's a compromise where the skeptics allow the boats but the boats have to drop the people back off on the side they started from.
Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean theguardian.com/world/2020/a…
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Sounds like what a superpersuaded person would say.
Replying to @FelixDeSimone
superpersuasion is another cretinous concept invented by doomers
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Just got served a Vietnam PTSD themed Doordash ad. Something must be done about "social media managers."
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Sam Altman is up there with Jeff Bezos in terms of "people who've made my life colossally better and yet I usually can't say out loud that I'm grateful to them without getting an astonished eyeroll."
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The joy of zooming in and seeing accurate text, not slop, is really unparalleled.
Michael Machat 🎨 ‘Return from Mach 6’
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Out today in the Fallujiad is a canto for what I might actually call the first battle of Fallujah, fought by the Army without Marines, many months before the one in the history books.
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My Chinese buddy is learning beginner Japanese so he can talk to his Japanese girlfriend, and so I've developed a bit of saying konnichiwa, sayonara, arigato, etc. to him in a Japanese 101 voice when I see him. Slightly worried that if anyone knows he's Chinese but not the context I will just seem really stupid lol.
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Pretty much how I always saw it in my head. "A block of time." Here's another visualization of the fourth dimension: 🎞️
Step into the craziest visualization of the fourth dimension you have ever seen
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Hahahaha yeah no they don't care.
Replying to @CameronCorduroy
I'm surprised that *this* reality doesn't have a larger contingent of left-leaning people advocating AI on the basis that it makes things easier for disabled people.
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