Calm Life🧘🏾‍♂️🎵@calmcoda

Good life and positivity. Humor. Entertainment

Joined December 2010
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Beating your kuntus before the porn even start has to be top tier horny nuts
𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼✨🍂
@travslvt
Oct 7
I nutted while my porn was still loading
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By 2030 you still want to build a manual car?
thuggerella🔫@MNtshoagon15693
Oct 6
Piece by piece, next month I am buying a clutch.
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Before any disciplinary action, check what he's masturbation to.
lowkey🧃
@deylowkey247
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As a father, you walk in on your son masturbating, what’s your next move?
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So is that not still rice and stew?
Metro Naija
@metronaija
23h
Hilda Baci teaches Nigerian women to make Oyster sauce She making rice and stew every Sunday is not a flex
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Have you tried asking him for his name?
𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙
@Thebiglade
Oct 5
What do you call a 40-year-old man who doesn’t have a wife or kids and lives alone??
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This used to happen to me in my 20s, one night it came, I refused to panic, I said in my sleep "if you do finish you'll go" as I gradually drifted back to sleep. That was the last time.
Mechanic🛠️
@biigjay20
Oct 5
Sleeping paralysis hitting you at 3am
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The police watching you describe him as the thief
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@OnyChr2022
Oct 4
Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like
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It's 2026 and Nigeria still don't have traffic cameras, even Ghana has cameras on every major traffic stop
Chizzy🌻
@ayam_Chizzy
Oct 2
Enugu traffic officers are on another level 😂😂 See as this guy dey patiently wait for somebody to break traffic so he can finally have work to do 😭
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Maybe he's just on the V
bella
@isabellayonce
Sep 27
You know a man is crazy when his dick stays hard even after nutting 😭😂
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I will win because I am relentless
MrBanks💰
@Mrbankstips
Sep 16
I will win because I am insane
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@spiRiituaL
Sep 13
The fruit of our labour, we go pluck am with our hands… we go chop am with our mouth.
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Make sportybet just show me love, I'm coming to invest in sanitizers and nose mask.
Typical African
@Joe__Bassey
Sep 11
Happy New Year, Ethiopia 🇪🇹. It’s officially 2019 today.
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@39billion
Sep 9
The best, and something even better, is coming your way quickly.
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Omo Ade
@MaxToks001
Jul 30
our phones better be this dry when we make it bro
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This show leaves us with a powerful reminder that unchecked ambition can cost a person everything, including themselves.🎬
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Wife material 69 yards
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Boys are bleaching their skin saying it's the AC. So Ngalo Kante don't have AC abi?
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When you start realizing that you're the author of your own suffering, this is the first step towards maturity.
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Why would she do that? 🤯
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Until death, all defeat is psychological.
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