Former science teacher, retired boat captain, @captmattj on Threads and Blue. Widowed 12/2020. Now happily married to @swimthetide1 @beckieswims
Ex-FL now Oregon & New Mexico.
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The before and after. Our first time meeting IRL. Next one, just a few hours ago in exact same spot for our engagement pic! @captmattj & @Swimthetide1 are now engaged.
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Newsom calls for 25th Amendment after Trump imagines Iran attacking California time.com/article/2026/10/07/…
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
Release all the Epstein files ....
NOW!
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
Dear online retailers of America (and everywhere else): If you're going to eternally spam my email and endlessly text my phone no matter how many times I hit "unsubscribe", I'm LESS likely to order from anyone other than Amazon again. Ever.
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
🚨Palm Beach County Republicans just endorsed MAGA Mike Caruso in their GOP voter guide on Instagram. That’s the same Mike Caruso arrested in August on five felony charges, including lewd or lascivious m*lestation, over the alleged abuse of HIS OWN GRANDSON.
Caruso has refused to suspends his campaign and says he intends to win his race.
The Palm Beach County Republican Party says it has a duty to campaign for nominees.
Protecting kids apparently comes second to keeping a seat.
Where is the outrage?
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Before I retired I would kick back at the end of the day and say, "well, thats one more day..." But acctually, it's one less day. Not gonna race to the end.
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
Vote out every single Republican who is up for election; we need to tie up Trump's tiny, unstable hands from doing any more damage to our country and indeed, to the world. Vote Blue no matter who! 🌊🗳️🇺🇸
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
Donald Trump is the first and only president in U.S. history with felony convictions. Elect a convict. Expect the crimes.
Repost if you agree 👍
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We have been trying to get annual shots. Tough to do when you are living out of a suitcase and out of town. Pharmacist said they were talking walk-ins so I requested COVID and flu vaccines. So, when am I supposed to see the effects of Autism?
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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋 retweeted
Meanwhile....MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff and featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges sex crimes against children.
When I tell you it's all of them, it's ALL of them.
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