Ever start breathing voluntarily and wonder how you spent 99.5% of your life not?

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I switched up my Cologuard sample with my Amazon return. I just wish I could be there to apologize to the guy who's opening that box. Of course if I was there to apologize I probably should just tell him beforehand.
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Ever make those decisions "so I'll sleep better at night", then realize you're not sleeping better at night and are out of money?

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Do proctologists want to be paid in arrears?
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This just in, Super Beta Prostate, now out of beta testing.....
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Hack - red counties staffing the abortion clinics with doctors who don't speak English well. Then the local Dems will be torn who to protest.

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Anyone else have that twice yearly dream you're back in college and woefully unprepared or not even sure what is going to be tested nor when? You wake up and it takes 10 seconds or so to remember you're done.

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What if Life Coaching is like the MLB where you need to talk to the Life Managers to really get anywhere?

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Absent other good info, always blame yourself first when an issue comes up. Even if it's only 25% chance, there could be 20 other possibilities and it's still #1. Plus, who knows how to fix yourself better?
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When did Kirk find the time to finish A Tale of Two Cities? Lots going on during that time.
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Charlie G retweeted
So he's a helicopter but needs a telescope to see his children? What is the point of flying open them if he can't even see them? Just walk behind them.
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Separated at birth?
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Thanks Amazon:
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So I just decided to cut the Cable to save money. Turns out that cable serviced half the neighborhood. Boy were they pissed. I should have done it at night.
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Ever realize the guy at work you thought was smart enough to exclude the boss on his replies just didn't know how the reply-all worked?
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How will drone delivery deliver ordered drones? Will it just land and shut off, then wipe it's memory?

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Charlie G retweeted
He's Isaac freakin Newton on an airplane after traveling through time. He doesn't give two shits about who you are nor talking to you.
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Was she done in by the K-9 Unit?
Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
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