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Jon Gruden after 4 beers: “You know who I miss man? Tim Tebow. Guy was awesome. Jacked. Tough. Wife is 2017 Miss Universe. Took a 1-5 team to the Playoffs and beat the defending Super Bowl Champions the Pittsburgh Steelers. Gollie I’m gonna get emotional man. BEAT THE BIG BAD WOLF. Kids these days don’t even know Tim Tebow. They know “Drewski.” They know NEON. Freaking sissies.”
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one of my favorite south park moments (and it's a deleted scene)
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I thought the comparisons to wrestling were a bit cringe at first but now they are legitly calling each other stiff workers
Abella Danger Says Modern Adult Stars ‘F*cking Suck’, Willow Ryder Responds by Calling Her Stiff Details: buff.ly/rNXxkwG
ALT Abella Danger Says Modern Adult Stars ‘F*cking Suck’, Willow Ryder Responds by Calling Her Stiff
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We had someone get arrested by the FBI. We had someone nearly OD on gummies on the team plane. We lost prime LeBron James. We gave the keys to Hassan Whiteside. We struck out on every star for 10 years. We lost 2 finals. We had a franchise legend quit on us. And STILL we rise
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Fantasy football is the only hobby where you can spend 10 hours researching, make the statistically correct decision, and still lose to a guy who set his lineup hungover in the bathroom on Sunday morning.
And we’ll all be back next week. 😂
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Modern dating is prostitution.
Michael B. Jordan reportedly said about his past relationship with Lori Harvey:
“My relationship with her taught me a lot. At least I no longer have someone asking me for $50K every week like I did when we were dating. Our relationship felt like ‘pay before affection.’ Whenever I refused to give her the weekly allowance, she wouldn’t even let me touch or hug her.”
Community note
No credible sources or interviews show Michael B. Jordan making these statements about Lori Harvey. His actual comments described the relationship positively as a learning experience after an amicable split.
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I’d hate Tua too bro if he did this shit on my head
#Ravens CB Marlon Humphrey says as soon as Tua Tagovailoa entered the game, S Kyle Hamilton knew he was getting an INT.
“Kyle was like, ‘TUA IN THE GAME.’ He was like, ‘He gonna throw me one.’ It was the most excited I’ve probably seen Kyle.”
(🎥 The Marlon Humphrey Show / YT)
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Bro that nigga said “OH SHIT” 🤣😭😭😭😭
Shannon Sharpe and Ochocinco looked up Madison Beer while discussing Justin Herbert’s POOR performances this season, leading to the Chargers being 0-5, and instantly understood why he might be DISTRACTED 😭💀
“Let me see what she looks like… OH SH-T. I don’t put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.” 😭😭
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Why doesn't Michael Jordan receive MORE CRITICISM for this? 🤔
🎙️ @BigOxBob
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“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”
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Jeremiah Smith could show up to the combine drunk with a gun and still go top 5.
If Jeremiah Smith falls to the early-mid 2nd round the Broncos need to trade up for him
The 2nd rounds in ‘25 & ‘26 were incredibly mismanaged by this FO. Can’t have yet another year where your 2nd round targets (TreVeyon, Ferguson, Trotter, Rodriguez, Hill Jr) fly off the board
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I’ll never forget these motherfuckers tried to throw me in the psych ward for 4 years for saying Tua was carrying McDaniel’s ass. Fuck all of you
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men who are Miami Dolphins fans are absolute gems. they’re loyal. they don’t leave when things get bad. they tough it out. they’ll talk a lil smack to you, but they won’t let anyone else talk shit. they have hope, a dream, and a whole lotta delusion.
gimme a Dolphins fan all day every day.
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