Mueconomy ino mukadzi kwakugara???!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Replying to @mamoyo_02
Why are you going to work iwewe wakaroorwa? If you work is outside the house then you don't even know what your job is. No one's fault for how dumb you're.
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This tweet made me wonder....maybe ndezvekwedu chete, but nhai imi panouraiwa mombe mazondo nemusoro hazvibikwe nevarume here???
33yrs met someone said she's ready for marriage at 26, Paying 5k for Lobola ,ku hire Deco rinodhura ne Roora squad rake then aunt nana Gogo kutoperekedza Muzukuru kumba kuti azouya kuudza vamwene kuti haagone kubika Beef , Mazondo and Musoro wemombe apa Vabereki dzidzisai vana venyu kubika kudzimba uku Take away hakusi kudya mu marriage.
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I have to start dating or I’m never getting married. 😅
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263 needs to go back to drawing board and really figure their brand out. Hamushandise 263 then have little to no Zim artists. You don't say we promote Southern African music and it's just amapiano....otherwise fun was had.
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Hameno pamwe he offers his friends deals they can't say no to. 🙃🙃
#UPDATE The National Prosecuting Authority has withdrawn charges of possession of dangerous drugs against Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe before plea. His lawyer, Simbarashe Mukwekwezeka, said Mugabe was driving a vehicle without number plates when he picked up his friend, Max Mugaba, on his way to a barbershop. “Unbeknown to him, his friend allegedly had 72 grammes of mbanje in his bag. They were stopped by police officers who noticed the unregistered vehicle which they were driving. “Their vehicle was searched, resulting in the alleged discovery of the drugs,” the lawyer said. Prosecutors are proceeding with their case against Mugaba.
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Last time I checked both, him and his mother-in-law were Korean???🤔🤔
‘THE HOLE’ starring Theo James and Hoyeon will release on June 25, 2027. After his wife dies in a car accident, Owen’s Korean mother-in-law cares for him and begins learning secrets about his marriage and past. (Via @THR)
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If your own channel is.....anyway now she has time to resit that bar. 🙃🙃
Zacharia: I moved to China where I did get a job in an international practice of a Chinese law firm. I was doing cross country border transactions and multimillion dollar shareholder agreements. Hannity: Did you ever take the bar exam a second time? Zacharia: I did not. Hannity: You consulted with many people and they advised you it was okay to call yourself a lawyer but not an attorney, correct? Zacharia: Correct. Hannity: There's a report out tonight that showed 15 social media posts where you identify yourself as an attorney. Zacharia: I think they were retweets. I corrected the record and said it's not endorsing the title. They were retweets of a title that had been given.
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Mapple on average anoita $1 for 4. To feed a family of 4 for a whole week doing a fruit a day is $28.....
Minus the people who generally can't afford things because life is that hard, eating healthy isn't expensive if you substitute the unhealthy options with healthier food. Unotozoona kuti fruits and veggies cost way less than some of the things we eat.
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Chichi retweeted
24 October let’s meet kuGomba !!! ZIMBABWE vs NAMIBIA 🇿🇼🇳🇦🏉 Retweet for awareness since Zimbabwe Rugby Union is doing minimal work to promote one of its most important home matches
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People who only see the rewards and not the grind will then say your life is on easy mode. 😭😭😭😭
Yvonne and Maud live life on easy mode.
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This is a rather disingenuous take. The majority in our country can't afford to use air as a form transportation, so yes, in our context for most people it's not a kombi. Just cause you are in the tax bracket that makes it a kombi to you, doesn't mean it's universal.
The way Zimbabweans hype flying so 😂😂😂akomana it's just a mode of transportation like kukwira kombi
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It's my last night here. I fly out tommorow, and my cousins decided it's the best night to be outside with other kids......anyway torara mundege.
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Mupotsori rudzwai avingwa necoffin????
📹 Wicknell Chivayo and his wife Lucy have been buried at Glen Forest Memorial in Harare, days after they died in a helicopter crash in Marondera. Hundreds of people witnessed their synchronised burial
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CEO of a group of companies kufa pakashaikwa kana one Director ataura. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Sorry ndichaita sendinokudzoserai shure ndandiri mu class. Pane ataurawo here akamirira vaaishanda navo kumakambani ake?
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Azondiuraya. Stress yabva yaderera. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Macheso kaa😂😂😂
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and while we’re here, coconut sucks and everything coconut flavored is ass
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Ko if it's fake why are they chasing him? 💀💀💀
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Tsitsitsitsi
Mnangagwa shuns flight, makes 520km Mutare round trip after Chivayo crash ‘The murky weather continues to pose challenges to air travel’ - spokesman zimlive.com/mnangagwa-shuns-…
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Asi kuKariba hakuna kuendwa.....
📹 President Emmerson Mnangagwa is at Wicknell Chivayo’s Harare home to pay his condolences following the 45-year-old’s death in a helicopter crash on Wednesday. Chivayo has been declared a “provincial hero” - paving the way for the state to carry the cost of his funeral
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Contraband yabuditswa. 🤣🤣🤣
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