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She was at the front years ago and pilloried for being an outspoken woman. Nothing compares to you!
“Nobody with any sanity, including myself, would have anything but sympathy for the Palestinian plight. There’s not a sane person on earth who in any way sanctions what the fuck the Israeli authorities are doing.” - Sinéad O’Connor
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Shout out to this fella
Shout out to singer Aaron Rowe. Not even 200k Spotify listeners and only had one song scrape into the UK top 50 - and he’s just pulled out of the biggest opportunity of his career to stand up for what he believes.
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Exactly, and she’s been channelling Robbie Williams for a few years now too!
She was always the mean girl hiding in plain sight. She has always been very jealous & punches down on artists like Britney and Christina. She pretended to stand for inclusivity. She has shown her true colours. It was only a matter of time. PINK is a total FRAUD! @Pink
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Spineless to the core(d) eh Ed
God bless her. This is absolutely wild. I doubt if Sheeran will ever be seen in public again...
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Delores would be proud 🥲
While Trump’s on Irish soil talking unity and the world is watching another war unfold, a 15-year-old from Phuket just walked onto the AGT stage, grabbed a guitar, and detonated The Cranberries’ “Zombie” like it was written for this exact moment. Nene Royal didn’t do a polite cover. She did a full-rock, no-safety-net version — raw, loud, and exactly what Dolores built that song to be. Irish protest anthem. Kid from Thailand. American stage. Perfect timing. What’s in your head, in your head? Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Give this girl her flowers. This is the one. #NeneRoyal #Ireland
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no winners
There is something happing in the U.K. Immigrants are actually leaving because of what they are witnessing in the U.K. We’ve successfully bullied thousands of international doctors and nurses into packing their bags and moving to Australia. Finally, our hospital waiting rooms
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Small, medium or liar…..
How Large is your Penis ?
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Pml 💯
The vast majority of the UK population are pissing themselves laughing at the far right.
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Love this cats tongue 🐾
That's a surprise coming from an orange man...
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Thats a bitbit iffy just by the Liffey
This is how Donald Trump was welcomed in Dublin.
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Hahahaha
Police have narrowed down their list of suspects to 5.4 million people
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So smart it hurts…
This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks. “Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it."
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So brave and the firefighters are ok too.
Actual photo of firefighters pulling Donald Trump from the rubble of the World Trade Center on 9/11
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Funniest comment today so far
Replying to @JonesHowDareYou
The guy waving from the second carriage made me laugh. 😁
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Pure and simple brilliance
1963 ska magic from Prince Buster: “Enjoy Yourself.” Pure early Jamaican sound that influenced generations.
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Sympathy for the little devil James not James!
I have always hated cats. Never had one, never wanted one, my parents hated them, I assumed this was simply one of those sensible family traditions that would be passed down through the generations. Then my son wanted a cat. So we got Winston. Obviously the child’s enthusiasm for feeding, cleaning up after and generally tending to Winston lasted approximately eleven minutes, and I became staff. Except staff are paid. Winston therefore decided he liked me. Well, "liked" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. He tolerated my existsnce.I did not like Winston. We had a perfectly satisfactory commercial arrangement: I provided food, he stopped screaming at me like a tiny furry crack addict. Then my eldest moved out and LEFT HIM HERE. So now I’m permanently living with an aggressive domestic abuser who wakes me up demanding breakfast, follows me around shouting, insists on affection and then, when affection is provided, attacks me because apparently I have administered it incorrectly. Then my little girl wanted a kitten. “It’s a boy,” I was assured. Excellent. James. James is not a boy. By the time we discovered this, James had been James for too long and nobody could think of another name, so she is now officially James Not James, or JNJ for texting purposes. And somehow, without anyone consulting me, I have become a CAT PERSON. Tonight Winston and James Not James are both lying on top of me and I’m trapped in a position last seen during the floor routine at the 1984 Olympics. I need a wee (possibly a fart (Im not taking any chances at mt age without a Tenna Lady)). My leg has gone dead. I think I’ve lost circulation to one arm. I cannot move because apparently disturbing either of them would constitute a war crime. And, annoyingly, I love the little bastards. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Bob is my dog. Bob and I are soulmates. Bob has principles. Bob "claims" he hates cats. Except I’ve caught Bob asleep in bed with them, so Bob is apparently a collaborator. A double agent. I have been betrayed. I am now outnumbered by three furry freeloaders, none of whom contribute financially, all of whom occupy my furniture, two of whom shit in boxes inside my house, and one of whom openly assaults me. There must be an Ombudsman for this. The Feline Complaints Commission? Cats Ofcom? Catchment? A tribunal? I’d like to speak to whoever is in charge because this is absolutely not what I signed up for. Exhibit A
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Hahaha not at all unbelievable knowing the calibre of these goons!
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Nailed it #jonathanpie
The Trillion Dollar Bribe JonathanPie.com
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This 🤣
As we all discuss the pros and cons of balaclavas and head coverings, it seems a good time to rekindle this little gem. (Credit to Batt Maillie on IG.) Is it just a ‘Silly Little Hat’ or so much more?
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