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HRJ
@clownofuptown
Marcus Samuelsson apologist
New York, NY
Joined June 2014
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
Jun 7
I finally realized why her name has sounded familiar all these years: she has the same name as the Chinese restaurant I always ate at in college.
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Saturn’s Favorite Pisces
@pastelkreeper
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u cannot call urself a farmers market and most of the ppl are selling trinkets. why is there only two food stands……where are the farmers.
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@clownofuptown
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They teach your kid pleats and thank you
Jay Kurahashi-Sofue 🔺
@jayks
16h
it's true, these brooklyn teachers are seriously dripped out in issey miyake
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“paula”
@paularambles
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they teach your kid pleats and thank you
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@87films
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I luv brooklyn
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Lauren 🪻🌼🪴
@laurenhtexas
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I don't think he would survive a Corepower sculpt class
FactPost
@factpostnews
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New footage of Pete Hegseth working out with troops
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hazel norwood
@wreckette
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CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
2h
Shia separatism is what happens when you chant “Globalize The Intifada”
Pop Base
@PopBase
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Mia Goth has filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf, TMZ reports. (
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
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Adam Curtis is Arthur Jafa for white people
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wokeandwoofing
@wokeandwoofing
Oct 6
The total lack of Trans people in cave paintings can only lead us to one conclusion : Trans representation has always been an issue
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NYTimes Vows
@NYTvows
Aug 5
"That tech bro moved fast and broke... my heart."
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Mrk
@mrkhndy
Sep 19
Every single wedding I’ve ever been to has had a person that looks like this that I’m forced to do small talk with
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@clownofuptown
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RT
@Will_Kellogg
: I just know he made a fierce Jack in a high school production of Into the Woods
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Theo Jaffee
@theojaffee
Sep 25
There are weeks where no Partifuls happen and days where weeks of Partifuls happen
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worm girl
@witchbabyy
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sending my child to the comme des garçons kindergarten instead
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@87films
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I luv brooklyn
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
5h
Does Ithaca College have the right to exist?
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|~bunni~|
@sillybuniiy
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Studio porn is genuinely ungoonable
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@autechres
@autechres
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When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do
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Jay Kurahashi-Sofue 🔺
@jayks
16h
it's true, these brooklyn teachers are seriously dripped out in issey miyake
arash a آرش
@87films
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I luv brooklyn
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CAT MARNELL
@cat_marnell
Sep 16
Inside Britney's brain do you think its more Figueres Dalí Museum or David Fincher Nine Inch Nails video
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
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Did the Cornell 7 consider hiring an intimacy coordinator..?
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HRJ
@clownofuptown
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Auntie Clarissa said she would buy the fufu herself.
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