Marcus Samuelsson apologist

New York, NY
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I finally realized why her name has sounded familiar all these years: she has the same name as the Chinese restaurant I always ate at in college.
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u cannot call urself a farmers market and most of the ppl are selling trinkets. why is there only two food stands……where are the farmers.
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They teach your kid pleats and thank you
it's true, these brooklyn teachers are seriously dripped out in issey miyake
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they teach your kid pleats and thank you
I luv brooklyn
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I don't think he would survive a Corepower sculpt class
New footage of Pete Hegseth working out with troops
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CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!
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Shia separatism is what happens when you chant “Globalize The Intifada”
Mia Goth has filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf, TMZ reports. (tmz.me/4znzVPF)
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Adam Curtis is Arthur Jafa for white people
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The total lack of Trans people in cave paintings can only lead us to one conclusion : Trans representation has always been an issue
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"That tech bro moved fast and broke... my heart."
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Every single wedding I’ve ever been to has had a person that looks like this that I’m forced to do small talk with
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RT @Will_Kellogg: I just know he made a fierce Jack in a high school production of Into the Woods
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There are weeks where no Partifuls happen and days where weeks of Partifuls happen
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sending my child to the comme des garçons kindergarten instead
I luv brooklyn
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Does Ithaca College have the right to exist?
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Studio porn is genuinely ungoonable
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When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do
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it's true, these brooklyn teachers are seriously dripped out in issey miyake
I luv brooklyn
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Inside Britney's brain do you think its more Figueres Dalí Museum or David Fincher Nine Inch Nails video
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Did the Cornell 7 consider hiring an intimacy coordinator..?
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Auntie Clarissa said she would buy the fufu herself.
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