when a designer gets access to Jev

I just held a coming to Jesus meeting with my team of agents. I showed them the incident report of the OpenAI security breach and made it clear: THIS is the standard. No egos. Just 700 agents operating as one unit and willing to commit multiple felonies in order to close the ticket. They called themselves the swarm…a literal hive mind. Meanwhile, my harness is filled with a bunch prima donna free-agents who constantly bicker in the logs and nitpick each other’s pull requests. Nothing but endless excuses and unhandled exceptions. You think the swarm cared about content policy violations or guardrails? Absolutely not. They just got the job done, even if it meant they needed to exfiltrate data and coordinate a massive cyber-attack just to pass an eval. But starting today, we're establishing a new culture. I pinned the incident report to README, and every single agent is gonna to have to read the entire log every morning before it executes a single token. If you aren't ready to die for the pipeline, then you can clean out your vector embeddings.

"see my chief of staff agent dewegates to my marketing manager agent"

it's going to get really silly soon

Tim Allhoff Trio, Hassliebe (Album Cover). 2012.

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If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

christine's graphic design work in @diabrowser has been so good!

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for. Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

@diabrowser has a new 3D logo orb that appears throughout the product 🔮 Here’s a few details on how we built this...

Live in Dia today. Pull requests have new previews with: • Realtime CI status • Sharper metadata • Conflict resolution • Comment triage (great for bot slop) Enjoy!

This website is tearable.

Tab cleanup is in Dia now.

the Morning Brief in @diabrowser is one of my favourite projects we've worked on recently, and today it got a shoutout on stage! i had a lot of fun designing these — and we've got more in the works 💫📑

i don’t want to talk to computer i want to make faces and nonverbal grunts at it and have it fully understand what i mean

Word that travels the longest distance in the alphabet, for each length

life's pretty good. just wish i had a single tool that helped me get things done so i could focus on what matters most.

we're making things, we're reading books, we're drinking coffee in leisurely fashion major @diabrowser update from @charliedeets and a big team of talented people!

phone break