Insufferable Irish prole. Car nerd. Fluent in Cockney rhyming slang. Duchess of (The) Winchester (Club). #AlwaysGiveWayToTheCarFromTheRight

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Coping with The Grand Tour ending by ignoring it and instead binging a shit ton of early Top Gear. We had it far too good in the 2000s and didn’t know it 🥲 #TheGrandTour #TopGear
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Things you don’t expect at a bus stop
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Then it was my turn, and I had a problem. The speedo wasn't working, so I had to guess how fast thirty was, and I got it a bit wrong. Geronimo! #TopGear
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college is just whatever atp bro
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alright so this popped off
Type of shit James May would say to Jeremy Clarkson after he damages James’ car
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Baku cat enjoying race action from track side 😼🏎️ | 📷 Xavi Bonilla / DPPI | #boniphoto
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Type of shit James May would say to Jeremy Clarkson after he damages James’ car
In the late 18th century, ‘you are a thief and a murderer and you have killed a baboon and stolen his face’ was a common phrase used to express contempt for someone.
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ah fuck this is gonna pop off again isn’t it 😭
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How working a corporate job before email must have felt
Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next day?
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Pretty regularly someone will post on Reddit saying how hot Marlene McFly is and asking who the actress is, not realizing it’s Michael J. Fox in drag
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What do people who review cars actually know? #TopGear
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But tonight, James and I are going to look at the history of the most brilliant, most inventive car company of them all - Peugeot! #TopGear
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Don’t make me choose between my children 😭
♠️♥️Pick a car, any car.. ♦️♣️ #Alpina B7 Turbo Coupe (E24) B7 Turbo sedan (E12) or B6 2.8 (E21)
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It has come to our attention that tonight's newsletter went out with the subject line "ames May isn't sure about his Triumph Stag". Ames has been in touch to say his views have been misrepresented. James May, however, stands by them. This error was due to the fact that our Marketing Assistant, is being introduced to her role gradually, one letter at a time. So far she has only reached I. We are supporting her as she moves on to J.
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Probably one of the coziest scenes from early 2000s Top Gear. Bygone era vibe!
Noooo not his lil cardigan that’s the colour of autumnal leaves continually mulched by bin lorry tyres 💔
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Ooh. There is a snake in your car! He's coming up here. It's known locally as "the big, vicious killer snake"! #TopGear
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POOKIE RESPONDED 😭💖
Replying to @colander20
Not that one. The blue one.
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Richard Hammond is released from intensive care after his high-speed crash while filming Top Gear. Doctors say that Hammond is in a stable condition, with co-presenter James May adding that he is "perfectly intact".
Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond is injured while filming following a crash in the jet-powered Vampire dragster at the former RAF Elvington airfield near York.
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