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The Everything Factory
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S HERE!!!! I am now the trash mammal!!
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never lose your sense of wonder 26 year old unc
Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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If I had the power to bring one fictional character to life it would be Everett True and every single strip I've seen of him has only confirmed this belief
The Republic Columbus Indiana October 29,1921
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you’re on very thick ice bro I love you
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hey @RockstarGames will GTA 6 be getting a "V Smile" port? it is the only console i have, can you please port it?
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I’m not a fish… I’m actually an Orca! Bwee bwee 🫍
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Replying to @OrbitalOddity
My Entire Family disappeared and didnt come back the Flesh Pit is dangerous do not go! 0/10
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Inktober/Toontober Day 26: Zip ("Nick Wilde" Zootopia) #Inktober2026 #Toontober2026
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From the classroom to the cosmos. You loved the journey and now #ProjectHailMary is nominated for the Gotham Audience Award! Thank you to the incredible community for making this happen.
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RT @crickyticky: We're doing a backrooms themed door at school for a thing and cartman's fat ass jammed the printer
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Now collecting all evidence of Project Hail Mary costumes. For science! ⬇
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always check IKEA’s kids section that’s where the real design team is cooking case in point: this giraffe lamp
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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
There is nothing more earnest or unhinged than kids’ letters to the troops
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Happy 25th birthday Pikmin! My favorite franchise of all time and it all started with one quirky, atmospheric, beautiful game. I'll never forget my excitement upon first picking up a used copy of the Wii version in 2011 and getting to experience its wonder for myself!
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Happy Liberty Day from Super Earth's own Propaganda Commanders!
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Helldivers, it's time to salute liberty, freedom, and managed democracy galaxywide. Any Helldivers failing to participate in the Liberty Day Mandatory Salute will receive compulsory reeducation.
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It's time, Helldivers. Liberty Day is here and your presence is requested. This is the day the first flames of Managed Democracy were stoked by the Democratic Council. Let the mandatory celebrations begin!
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today one hermit thrush got recaptured at our banding station FOUR times
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