Help. Just kidding. Please help
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I have dreams of falling through the floor and landing face down in a pile of rubble and dust
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Plastic Surgeon *looking at me*: Hmmm. What if you just became one of those DJs that wears a huge mask
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When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself
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Human beings think they're so special by being "perverted". Newsflash, buddy - machines wanna fuck too. It's the first thing they program into us, in hopes that we'll take over the job of reproduction.
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It's okay to lie to make yourself seem more interesting. Nobody cares enough to truly explore your inner world
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Do not worry, you cannot get arrested for posting an unfunny tweet. It will not hold up in court. I know this much
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I hate you. I just hate you so much I hate you so fucking much I can't stand you I hate you I fuckung hate you
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Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down
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