quantitative analyst | fin + cs double major | chess noob | i just say things

Illinois, USA
i think thinking things will make you think about thinking things
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uptober has never uptobered more than this uptober will uptober
You ready, bro?
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this is what X has become btw, you make a bot post the most outrageous and ridiculous hypothetical questions and everyone in the comments gets triggered and brings more engagement
You’re offered: $1,000,000 salary for ONE year. But you have to work: 36 hours/week Only 2 weeks paid vacations Every other weekend required Fully remote After exactly one year, you’re done. Are you sacrificing one year of your life for the money?
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ken made so much money from leopold that he had to give $3B (yes, B) to a university just so he doesn't have to give it to IRS instead 😂 situational awareness.
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hedging your drunk neighbors is gonna be the META 😂
Can I buy life insurance in someone else's name, like shorting them personally?
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if sb painted this 200 years ago it'd be the best painting ever.. mostly because rockets didn't exist back then 😂 but still
Modern renaissance painting
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say what you want but using the word "godspeed" is a double-entendre you make yourself feel classy while simultaneously telling the other person to go fuck himself 😂
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a skyscraper in orbit
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"what makes us human?" well, if you can explain this, then i think you're pretty close 😂
"ai will replace you" i want to see ai take the same whore back 6 times
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what's your favorite belittling word you use for rude people? mine's "buddy" lol
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"my shit bends left"
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biggest psyop
everything is a psyop but what matters is love.
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how i deal with blue haired people at starbucks 😂
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yall remember that #imagine discord thing? midjourney was called i think how big did they fuck up? very similar story to perplexity
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u bring the router to the store and they make you call their customer service to cancel your home internet plan and then go to UPS to ship the router. what are we doing @Verizon ?
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while using tech to express his opinions to the world
we were supposed to make the world a better place with tech but instead we built: - gooning - gambling - slutcon - AI that’s blood thirsty - more gambling - calendars - alarm clocks - notifications - shitcoins
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forget the rest of the thread, calling tweets "xeet" is the best thing i've heard all day
Replying to @wh0r30z
i like seeing you xeet cause you just a lil crazy bro
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these days will be the "good ol days" btw
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Mr Wang with that Wang 😂
does this do anything for any of you be honest no judgment zone
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STRONG AGREE WHERE IT BRO, JUST WHERE IT
Replying to @TsarinaBomba
STRONG DISAGREE WHERE THE COOL JACKET ASAP
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