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Getting another brain surgery Wednesday morning to address an issue with my shunt. Positive thoughts appreciated. Thanks
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What time is it??? #TEXvsOU #RedRiverRivalry
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Beware these two women if you see them in a park. One has sex with you, while the other robs you. I will not fall for it a third time...
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Hate week good start Bijan 59 to the house
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A Father teaching his kid how to do the Degeneration-X crotch chop is the most wholesome video ever captured. THE TRADITION WILL BE HERE FOREVER ❤️
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Yeah @HardballHardge 145th meeting. No @Hornvoice hasn’t called them all
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Got ya back c way
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Way to go @AnwarRichardson ruin Steve’s mood
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NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC: “I don’t control message or what we’re doing” “I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”
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Penn St at Michigan in 2 weeks will be on Animal Planet at 2 am.
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Will @HardballHardge say anything crazy today. #SarkMondays
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So saying someone isn't getting some is against the law?
Im dead 😭☠️
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🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Good old days 🤗
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This might be the best one yet! 🤣🤣 #MichiganMan #morons #midget #MichiganLost #MichiganCulture #MichiganSucks
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Solo Sikoa has now been missing for 13 days since getting kidnapped by the 946 faction. He has not been heard from since.
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Great Play, sir 🤗
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All the time!
Wake up thankful. Thank You, GOD, for another day of LIFE. 🙏🏾❤️ #GodIsGood #Rikishi #Blessed #ThankYouGod #StayHumble
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Beating the brakes out of the only minority in the sport. I need to watch more NHL
Jesus Christ
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Clownish behavior. Stop playing stupid games and be the accountable leader vs hiding and ducking QB questions.
NEW: Coach Prime says he’d “love" for QB Julian Lewis to "come here and tell you what happened.” Prime says that JuJu wasn’t benched: "It didn't happen like that." What could have happened? 😳
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