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All Brakes No Gas retweeted
Beware these two women if you see them in a park.
One has sex with you, while the other robs you.
I will not fall for it a third time...
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All Brakes No Gas retweeted
A Father teaching his kid how to do the Degeneration-X crotch chop is the most wholesome video ever captured.
THE TRADITION WILL BE HERE FOREVER ❤️
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NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC:
“I don’t control message or what we’re doing”
“I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”
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All Brakes No Gas retweeted
Penn St at Michigan in 2 weeks will be on Animal Planet at 2 am.
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Yeah @HardballHardge 145th meeting. No @Hornvoice hasn’t called them all
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Will @HardballHardge say anything crazy today. #SarkMondays
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