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“Grok have a debate with him. I’m going to sleep”
@grok prowadź z nim debatę bo ja już idę spać. podaj mu te proroctwa o które prosi.
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October 5, 1998: Stone Cold disguises himself as doctor, attacks Vince McMahon
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Some artists fly too close to the sun
There are only three kinds of sex scenes in movies and TV allowed now: girl on top riding boredly using the guy as a dildo with no eroticism or passion, guy giving girl oral but she's either fully clothed or under blankets, guy pumping away at bored woman (no nudity shown) with close up of his unflattering orgasm face and you're meant to laugh at how cringe and ridiculous straight male sexuality is
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Holy heck, this man just ended JD's presidential ambitions in in 3 sentences.
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This is such a unintentional gem i almost forgot about it
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guy on subway train laughing hard asf cackling like nobody can hear him nyc reaction video
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A traffic director walks into a vehicle and acts like she got hit. Saanich, BC
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Here’s my question? What kind of men want to go have sex with an intoxicated woman, AFTER HIS BUDDIES have had sex with her? Parents raise better men, to treat ladies with respect even when a girl may not respect herself. I’ll get started on daughters next.
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This is the type of master strategy you can only learn through Don Tzu.
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🤡 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🤡
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong."
Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:
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