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...Ask your doctor today if being an MSU fan is for you. [small print] side effects include heartburn, nausea, brief moments of joy, anxi...
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maroonandco.com/KAMARIO Show your support for H1M & preorder yours today! Inventory is limited
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This is pretty foul. Get Quanda’s bell back.
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Sadly when I pulled this up, it was not Keelon Russell
NEWS RELEASE  Alabama Man Arrested in Starkville, Held for Extradition October 4, 2026   The Starkville Police Department arrested Stephen Shirley (41, West Blocton, Alabama) and charged him with disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. Shirley was approached by officers throughout the interaction he refused to identify himself. During the investigation, officers learned Shirley is a registered sex offender and found he was wanted in Alabama for second-degree sodomy originating from Jefferson County, Alabama.   Stephen Shirley is being held at the Oktibbeha County Jail pending extradition to Alabama.   We would like to thank the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office in Alabama for their assistance in this case.   Anyone with information about this incident or other criminal activity is encouraged to contact the Starkville Police Department at 662-323-4131, Golden Triangle Crime Stoppers at 800-530-7151, or submit an anonymous tip through our website. Crime Stoppers may offer a cash reward.
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Congrats to Jake and Baylor on their engagement! 💍 (Via baylorbounds_ on instagram)
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MSU football today:
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Our last drive versus theirs to go into half tells a story. Can’t let opportunities pass against a really good team.
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Ant Evans today with Fluff out:
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Having to do the meme early in the game + that entire sequence:
Too early to have to do the meme
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Too early to have to do the meme
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*extreme Joe Diffie voice* 🎶 inter-lock-ing On a hot autumn night They wrote: “Kamario is our king” In letters three foot high 🎶
What do we gotta do to get the water tower in Starkville repainted with the interlocking MSU logo on it?? @zacselmon
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Thankfully it appears he made it safely through the night based on comments in the thread, but man…
For the night in Jackson, Mississippi. Now doing a little night walk to find something to eat.
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Woke up to this and news that’s Candace Cameron was a grandma. Check on your 90s kid friends. We are not okay
BREAKING: RIP: Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and caretaker. A cause of death has not been confirmed: newschannel9.com/news/local/…
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The prison where they send mediocre teams. presented by: @renasant
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90% of the fans in Starkville have never seen MISS ST. play a down. Bunch of fake ass fans getting the world for no reason
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Grew up in Starkville and went to State. If you want to convince me I didn’t witness the Croom years like I did, I’m fine with that
90% of the fans in Starkville have never seen MISS ST. play a down. Bunch of fake ass fans getting the world for no reason
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You mean blowing an early two TD lead, star safety and RB hurt, two nails TD drives on offense, drop seventeen INTs, Stansbury Stall final possession then punt, and we STILL WIN?
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@cristilmethod blow the dust off and give us what we deserve, how Miss State was that?
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When Will They Learn...
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Hey Drinkwitz go fix the Wi-Fi somewhere, nerd #HailState
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