“Cap, she thinks I’m Satan.” 26//He/They//Lesbian 🏳️⚧️
Illinois, USA
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Evan 🦈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
I just know Shane talks to his baby like a little adult sometimes.
“hello little baby, how are you? I hope you’re well”
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Evan 🦈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
i love this fandom but like,,, no monsterfucking???? no oviposition???! no sex pollen???? no fuck or die???? no aphrodisiac???? where’s ur whimsy guys
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Evan 🦈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
just slutting the hell out of hudson with everyone in the cast
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Evan 🦈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
i love hudson’s gay ass filmography he walks in it starts raining glitter he can’t help it
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I hate ads that are like “sorry you can’t skip our ad :( but here’s information on our product” like no you actually aren’t sorry I can’t skip your ad
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Evan 🦈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Are the Animaniacs still in there?
The Warner Bros. water tower has already been repainted to add “A Skydance Corporation” on the same day the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger closes.
variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
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