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Crypto Bitlord retweeted
从Mt.Gox到Bitget:13 年,年年有交易所被盗 2014:Mt.Gox:约4.7亿美元 2015:Bitstamp:约510万美元 2016:Bitfinex:7200万美元 2017:NiceHash:约 6400万美元 2018:Coincheck:5.34亿美元 2018:BitGrail:1.7亿美元 2019:Binance:4000万美元 2020:KuCoin:2.81亿美元 2021:BitMart:1.96亿美元 2022:FTX:4.15亿美元 2023:Poloniex:约 1.26亿美元 2023:CoinEx:约 5400万美元 2024:DMM Bitcoin:约 3.05亿美元 2024:WazirX:2.35亿美元 2025:Phemex:约7300万–8500万美元 2025:Bybit:14.6亿美元 2025:Upbit:约3000万–3850万美元 2025:BtcTurk:约4800万美元 2026:Coldcard:约1.16亿美元 2026:Bitget:约3.52亿美元 那么下一个会是谁?
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Can an expert please explain why the hackers that took $356m didn’t use zcash:native for anything and avoided it ?
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Crypto Bitlord retweeted
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 Bitget crypto exchange says the $350 million hack is likely linked to North Korea.
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Update: $356M total hack from Bitget. -Their user safety fund has $464m so funds are safe. It’s a very sad day for the exchange. I hope the hackers are caught and / or return the funds although that looks unlikely considering how they swapped it all quickly.
Update: The funds hacked from #Bitget include: 102.93M $XRP ($157.48M) 31,890 $ETH ($85.75M) 34.75M $USDT ($34.75M) 21.05M $USDC ($21.05M) 19.67M $USD₮0 ($19.67M) 3,000 $XAUt ($12.82M) 12,719 $BNB ($9.88M) 821,012 $AVAX ($8.38M) 20.59M $TRX ($7.07M)
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They have $464m in a “User protection fund” so your funds are safu thank god. Now let’s catch the bad guys and return the $170m 🙏
At 18:31 UTC on September 24, 2026, Bitget’s security systems identified unauthorized transfers involving a limited number of hot wallets. Our security team immediately activated emergency response procedures and began a full investigation. Based on our current assessment, approximately $351.6 million in assets were affected. Bitget’s cold wallets and the overwhelming majority of platform assets remain secure and unaffected. Most importantly, user funds remain protected. The incident falls within the coverage of Bitget’s User Protection Fund, which currently holds more than $464 million. Customer account balances remain accurate, and deposits and trading continue to operate normally. As a precaution, withdrawals have been temporarily suspended while our teams complete a comprehensive security review. We have identified and flagged the relevant transfer addresses and have formally engaged law enforcement agencies and leading on-chain security partners. We are working around the clock to restore withdrawal services as soon as it is safe to do so. Bitget will provide further updates through our official channels. We will not speculate on the attack vector while the investigation remains ongoing. Our focus is on protecting users, securing all systems, and delivering complete transparency throughout this process.
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Getting hacked for $170m @ 10,000ft must hit like crack
The view hits different from up here. #BitgetTurns8
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⚠️ Sadly Bitget was hit for $170m. 3 hot wallets and 1 cold wallet hacked ⚠️ I’m hoping the attacker will do the right thing and return the funds. That’s a big amount and innocent people will suffer.
据 MLM 监测,Bitget 疑似正在发生钱包安全事件,3 个热钱包和 1 个冷钱包疑似遭到攻击,已有价值超过 1.7 亿美元的资产被转出并兑换为 ETH,相关地址为 0x770b10b273fC44Fe9197D6bF20F145c2e98463Ee。受影响钱包据称仍持有约 5.3 亿美元资产,目前攻击方式及具体损失仍未确认,Bitget 暂未公开回应。wublock123.com/news/bitget-s…
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One ticker per meme. Meaning Zero PVP clones. Everyone’s on board. Now imagine launching to a 50,000 strong army with all the people supporting the one meme. For free. That’s Glitch. joinglitch.io
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I’m watching retards get rich on the timeline
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Crypto Bitlord retweeted
i guess kalshi saw this and thought they should steal my video, turn me into a white dude, and run it as an ad
JUST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”
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If you’re repeatedly getting punched in the head for your career, the likely outcome is brain damage. Boxing and MMA are high risk. Look at all the old boxers. They all talk like this. Khabib was smart: In and out with no damage.
Former UFC fighter Nam Phan says he’s coming out of retirement despite many fans saying he has some of the worst CTE they’ve ever seen This is the side of fighting people don’t like to talk about… the way he speaks has changed so much 😔
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Damn somebody in the @MetaWin discord hit an actual 100,000X Everytime somebody hits a big win on MetaWin they ping the discord with the replay so you can verify it actually happened They also have a $1M airdrop paying out to players this month If you deposit on metawin.com, you get a piece If you play I’d make sure you go take advantage Comment your username, I’ll give one of you another $250 to go run up a bag
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This is why you should only play on @MetaWin Their competition pushes fake streamer nonsense we all know is fake MetaWin only promotes real wins that real people actually hit They send the discord the replay everytime somebody hits, so you can verify it actually happened On top of that… They’re dropping their players another $1M this month Everyone who deposits on metawin.com qualifies Comment your username, I’ll give one of you $250 to start
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Congrats sir @McLovinQuant1 😎
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Amazing. I just imagined benching 125 for 12 reps. Going to do this 5x a day.
Mentally imagining muscle contractions increased strength by 35% without physical exercise.
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Ive been waiting for something to come along and do things different and I haven’t seen anything like $BOTIFY AI bots that turn stocks into memes. Pump fun is cooked. Stonks is cooked. I’m bullish on this whole stock idea that’s taking off. CA below
Huge week ahead for $BOTIFY holders. Are you ready?
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I’m seeing market manipulation across the board today. Clear attempts to push things lower. Nobody is fooled
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ripple:native is now worth $100B and I believe this is the start of a very long and prosperous era. With the right environment this can flip bitcoin again to become the #1 crypto on the planet. $7 shorter term target is not unreasonable.
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Imagine scanning the globe for memes with super intelligence to identify the most viral sensations. And then automatically launching them to Glitch members. One ticker per meme so clones can’t PVP. Farming and Sybil proof. Diamond hands only: joinglitch.io
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$XRP ARMY RISE UP 🙌 Everything that ever bought you to believe in $XRP is coming true Every hard year of pain and uncertainly is becoming clear Every moment of difficulty was nothing more then a test A test to see who would hold and who was worthy of this ascension 🚀
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