Liberalism is grounded in perceived pain. It is resentment of the biological realities that set boundaries: gender, IQ, attractiveness, athleticism... Therefore, it's not a demand for the equal distribution of wealth, it's a desire for the equal infliction of pain.

As it turns out, "free pussy" is pretty costly...

“I love Venn diagrams. I really do. I love Venn diagrams. It’s just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection, right?” —Kamala Harris, October 28, 2022

Even if you were born a gangbang, you can still identify as rape.

“I am Jane Doe”

Women are destroying the West in pursuit of "freedom" that they don't actually want...

Screw white privilege, I want some estrogen privilege.

I demand agency!!!! It's NOT my fault!!!!

YMMV, but I’ve found I can easily avoid both rapes and impromptu gangbangs by not snorting ketamine.

Morality is an attempt to negotiate with normal distributions.

This is where the complete uselessness of many of our younger generations might actually save us.

How long before AI figures out how dumb we are?

The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.

Trump should've just let the Iranians nuke Paris...

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Some of you complaining about Trump’s $5,000 took a life altering vaccine for a cheeseburger.

If you believe your problems aren't your fault, you can't fix them.

The hottest thing about Sydney Sweeney is that she isn’t a bitter, resentful, angry, fat, dumb, child-hating, venom-spewing feminist.

I asked a woman to explain postpartum depression to me like I was 5 years old and then she tried to strangle me.

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Liberalism is compassion at the expense of maturity. Confrontation is "mean." Ironically, unchallenged young liberal minds can't tolerate diversity of opinions. Without challenge, there is no "steel sharpening steel," so their arguments remain mired in ideological mediocrity.