Disney, Dice, and D&D is the life for me

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disney got my letters, and i am now the proud owner of ‘mickey and minnie about to tenderly eat my pussy out at the same time’ custom sweatpants
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Now you're playing with power!
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New legendary weapon just dropped #dnd
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Elmo think you have the same powers as Kim Possible
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Just an innocent goblin? Fools...#DnD
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Upon the first rolling in the encounter for intiative the DM Solemnly says... Alea Iacta Est. At first the players looked with concern at the DM, wondering if he suddenly suffered a stroke, then the DM just signed shook his head and said.. "The Die is Cast"
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Role in D&D? None DM Player 👇 👇 👇
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Shitty NPC Idea: Me. I sell shitty items. Are they good? Bad? You’ll have to find out yourself! Also, I am a goblin wild magic sorcerer.
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‘Just vote’ is liberal for ‘thoughts and prayers.’
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😂🤣😂🤣 Busted.
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Shitty Character Idea: Sibiling warlocks with pacts to each other—one is an Aasimar Fiend Warlock, and the other is a Tiefling Celestial Warlock.#DnD
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me trying to apologize less: sorry- i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry... sorry- i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry
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in al senses except physical i am a hamster *devours a newborn*
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Look at them
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Slenderman is real, he just tried to have sex with me. That dirty jerk
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