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If you’d like to consult me, here’s what I do: - Fuel Station Consulting: Retail fuels data analysis, site selection, station setup, and end-to-end operational support. - Auto Care Services: Vehicle diagnosis, wheel alignment, balancing, tyre and oil changes, etc. via @Exalcltd. - Commodity Trading: Bulk purchase of cocoa, cashew, sesame, and soya during their respective seasons. - Construction Project Management: From land sourcing and verification to building project delivery, with a full team of professionals. - Research & Collaboration: Urban/Economic Geography, transport and logistics related research. - Brand Influencing: Business promotion and visibility (Halal-friendly brands). - GIS & Mapping: Map making for research and outlet/facility location analysis for maximum visibility Feel free to reach out for consultations or partnerships 📧 dansatty01@gmail.com Repost will be appreciated.
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Na car wey dem manufacture 18yrs ago be big boy?
How much can you pay for this big boy? 😊
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Let me do as if I didn’t see that tied up and beaten part. Bcos wtf is that? I don’t want to believe it actually happened as narrated.
The first wife only found out a few months to the wedding of her husband to the second wife, understandably, reacted in anger, she even lashed out at her mother-in-law, accusing her of being behind the whole situation. Things escalated quickly. It was said that the mother-in-law had already reported her to her father, and instead of trying to settle things peacefully, the husband promised to give her ₦1 million after the wedding just to calm her down. She agreed, but after the wedding, he only gave her ₦400k. She rejected it and threw it back at him. Rather than address the issue or take responsibility, he went ahead to report her to her father. What happened next is the most heartbreaking part, her own father, instead of protecting her or even trying to understand her pain, ordered that she be tied up from morning till night and she was beaten on top of it. I’m so sure she will frustrate that second wife out of the home
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I bear witness that there is no deity worthy to be worshipped but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad (ṣallā Allah 'alayhi wa sallam) is His servant and messenger.
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Why my wife go dey even call me “Abu”? wetin happen to my name?
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HAKEEM retweeted
Join us here today for Suratul Kahf recitation & Reminders on Friday Etiquette. @dansatty @MonsurBKareem @CaliphRidwan @Oniwe_luqman @IdrisAOni1 @hant_qudeee @hilarius_quincy @donoddy_ x.com/i/spaces/1gqWzmoJaJJdn…
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Wetin be this?😂😂😂
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PMS prices don dey go down. From N1350 at the depot last week, to N1300 now.
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Sometime in 2022, I wanted to transition fully into Tech. A brother here helped me secure an interview at Interswitch. On the morning of the interview, I stylishly asked him about the salary for the role I was about to interview for, and he told me. Omo, na there my head just blank! I was earning more than twice that amount at my then workplace. From that moment, everything wey dem dey ask me for the interview, my mind no even dey there again. I was physically present, but mentally, I don comot. 😂
~ How did you know you weren’t going to get the job during your job interview? Share your story 😂
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Make I go compile tweets to email to the university. Sharia for us all
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10 working days of leave each in November and December, and we call it a year. Alhamdulillah! 🫶🫶
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Wisdom they this thread
here’s my two cents. a thread;
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Only you, an Arsenal fan dey hatewatch all these teams? Typical of a small club.
It was a successful week of hate watch for me across. Man City hatewatch ✅ Chelsea hatewatch ✅ Man U hatewatch ✅ ✅ Brighton hatewatch ✅ Chelsea Women hatewatch ✅ Barcelona hatewatch ✅✅ Thank you, football!
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“We rested players because of Madrid” How far? 🤣 @dansatty
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Barcelona can’t win UCL with the pairing of Cubarsi and Martin. Never.
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Na this kind game I dey miss Olmo.
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Everyday for the content, one day for the creator😌😌
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I still used to think if I did my undergraduate in schools like OAU where cultism were not pronounced on campus, I might not have left this club in 200L. But schooling in OOU back then, omoh! Some of those guyz were strong men. The day I was shocked was when we did coronation of Chief Benson in 2010 or so inside Ago-Iwoye town hall. Chief Kenyamo was the outgoing chief. Prior to that day, we were told that taking alcohol as a Kegite member was like taking poison. But on the coronation night, I saw our fellow Karid entity taking alcohol and smoking weed. Na that day I know say my days are numbered in this place. Even the other contestant for the chief that night, “Solution” was a known strong man on campus. To make matters worse, my mama come hear say I did kegite, she came from Lagos to Ijebu. She said I don join “ẹgbẹ okunkun” As I was tryna explain say Kegite no be egbe okunkun, say na social club, say na we go dey settle issues between cultists (as we were told), na hm she give me one resetting slap, na the next day I go tell dem say I no do again. 😂😂
How do you people understand all this slang?
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Omoh! See where that Bournemouth player curve that ball from.
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All you need to know about El Niño and how it affects Nigeria.
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HAKEEM retweeted
Super El Niño Explanation in Yorùbá You probably have been wondering why it's super hot these days. You've also heard about El Niño and want to know what it means for an average Nigerian. I made this easy to grasp explainer video for you, in Yorùbá Language.
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