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StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain. 57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto. Now available at thecardwall.com/alley⁠.

I'm assembling a team 🪑 @Kingpickle @themutualfun

I just noticed that $APE is available to deposit into a Smart LP. Looks like ill be depositing into a new LP. Lets go! Clock In

Here ya go. Fixed it

StonkBrokers Updates From The Firm! @OxSimpleFarmer laid out the mechanic: $STONKBROKER holders get paid $STONKBROKER / $ETH premiums for staking into options vaults. Those vaults are also the inventory traders can take leverage against. The same model is planned for stock tokens on Robinhood Chain. He called it the warmup for STORMM. European options. Single serving. Leverage without liquidations. @stonkbrokershub put a date on the first version. SOLO Vaults launch next week on Robinhood Chain. SOLO is the simplified desk: deposit $STONKBROKER write covered calls collect WETH premium Launch setup they posted: 5 strikes >> 1.5x / 2x / 3x / 4x / 5x 2 terms >> 1 week or 1 month 10 vaults If someone buys the call, it mints as an ERC-20. The option is an asset in the wallet, not just a line on a screen That is the whole update. Vaults next week. Premiums to depositors. Stock tokens after they prove it on $STONKBROKER Don’t fade the Firm!💼

This Ape has and will ALWAYS be to me the prize of my entire collection and maybe the most loved thing I own bar none. It was my first big purchase years back and means S0 much to me. 🍊 has always been my fav color and the prison jump suit was a reminder of when I was locked up by the Feds years ago. Today I’m giving it as a gift to @0xquit for basically saving the space for all of us last night. I was lucky to not get drained but many of my friends did. His selflessness and generosity is what I inspire to be. When I get home from work will transfer my orange 🧡 to him. It’s definetly going to the absolute best of humans …. I know my ape will now be in the home where he belongs 🙏

StonkBrokers is taking the next step toward fully onchain options for Stock Tokens. SOLO Vaults are launching next week on Robinhood Chain. A simplified version of STORMM, built to prove the mechanics before Leverage Machine goes live. Let’s break it down.

We are pleased to announce that you can now track and interact with your StonkBrokers Smart LP positions on Robinhood Chain in real time, directly via the @Rabby_io wallet iOS/Android interface under the DeFi section. StockFi infrastructure becoming easier to access every day.

Gbchog 🔥 Day 8 of tagging @_jhunsaker till he buys a fat bag of @BURNINGCHOG the journey is just getting started. Don’t forget you earn $MON while you hold your BCHOG another benefit of been a @BURNINGCHOG holder the more you hold the more $MON you earn Gmonad 💜

At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.

A new day. A new dawn. 🌅💜 As the sun rises, so does BCHOG. Not just another token in the crowd , it’s a community building its own story, one block, one believer, one moment at a time. The journey is still unfolding. The vision is getting bigger. The legacy is being written. BCHOG RISES. 🔥💜 One Kingdom. One Community. One Destiny. 🟣 @BURNINGCHOG @monad

TGIF

Take a dive into the Intern Desks. I need to create a Desk myself. Thank you @Lysss302 great job 🔥🔥🔥 Clock In ⏰️

StonkBrokers: Clock in. Me: I would love to, but apparently someone has to hire me first💼

the party has no idea 🤫 my StonkBroker drops $NVDA, $TSLA, $PLTR and I pick which one clock in! 💼

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