This will be me in November!!!

Dress like my miracle. #HallelujahChallenge

I think you should fuck off to a country where your views are more welcome.

We really are poor people, and it’s not even about money We are poor in conscience. Poor in morals. Poor in honor. The country cannot change if the masses don’t change. Period!

"me and your mother worked to feed you, clothe you, so you could grow u-" NIGGA THAT'S CALLED BEING A PARENT!

This is so sick. Acting like you’re making some great sacrifice by offering to sleep with rapists, when all you’re doing is further normalising sexual violence against women. Rapists only deserve punishment, not access to more women or rehabilitation through women’s bodies.

I know nothing about wigs. I just wanna look good. I know nothing about perfumes, I just wanna smell nice. I know nothing about cars, I sha know I’ll buy the one I like when I have the money. I know nothing about designers, I just wanna look great. I don’t have a favorite brand of anything tbvh. As long as I like it, and I have the money I buy it. Idk if this is normal or na because pe I never get money sha.

BREAKING African scientists came very close to finding cure for narrow eyes

Dark skinned girls are dirty cos they have stretch marks Dark skinned girls cannot pull of a tattoo Dark skinned girls don’t look good in no make up make up Dark skinned girls are ugly. When does one catch a break on this fucking app? Again, we have heard, leave us alone 🙏🏽

The things that worry men. Meanwhile poor girl is literally chatty to reduce the chances of getting killed.

It’s actually a pet thou!

why florence and zendaya are lowkey giving a couple and timothee their love child

God plis deliver me from the spirit of ikanra Any small thing, my face don change

The Life of a showgirl - (Ariana's version)

I asked my student to explain a procedure to a patient in Yoruba. Pt: (flares up) Ṣé mo jó illiterate sí ẹ ni? Irú rubbish wo niyẹn? Me: (sober and reflective) I’m so so sorry, ma. What’s your complaint? Pt: My leg, he swell up. I go see doctor, she say make I do x-tray.😭

RT @itssimplyangel: Someone dresses up as Jasmine Masters

woke up mad as hell for no reason