actor, TV writer (tonight show, kids tonight show)
New York
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival?
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Genuinely a spectacular demonstration of how men feel victimised by women. A slow, rolling crashout at literally nothing more than a lack of validation. It's accidental art.
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this is so fucking funny I can't believe these guys this is anything at all . goo goo ga ga ass content
Glenn Beck created an AI George Washington to interview. He gave him biceps and told him to speak in ways kids would understand. Beck looks deeply touched by his message.
And you still think AI is a bubble?
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Highly recommend
Mike Green is writing some amazing stuff at the moment. It's not in the delta, it's in the level and the cost structure. Read this and you will understand Angrynomics on a new level: yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my…
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RT @Swingtrader: Brilliant article by @profplum99 - I don’t think this could have been articulated anyway possibly better.
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
sorry but you simply cannot convince me that there’s a largescale conspiracy where violent gang members are flooding into our country to spend 30 years being my friend’s mom
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Watch our all-star cast on this week’s episode of Abolish Everything!
ALT Kylie Brakeman sits on the panel in two different screenshots layered atop one another, one with arms posed outward, with text overlaid that says, “I’m a triple threat. I’m a capitalist, a nepo baby, and I’m evil.”
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
@deadeyebrakeman i immediately found the diva in your hotel room. she just walked right up and turned herself in.
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store
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Kylie Brakeman retweeted
Pope Crave currently predicts Isabella Rossellini to win the ‘Best Supporting Actress’ Oscar.
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