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deciding between a ruined ziggurat and a plane crash as a theme for your pillbug habitat is difficult, but the choice of the airline is surprisingly easy
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the woke era is truly over: there’s no way a fancy boutique in manhattan would get away with anti-cross sectional capitalist poetry for more than 15 minutes
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For the @BostonGlobe, my dispatch from Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue in Greenfield: bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m…
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these people never progressed past the toddler stage. how much human suffering could be alleviated if we banned toothbrushes outright. how much previous water could be saved by not taking showers! no ice cream for breakfast is genocide!
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what’s normal to him amazes us piped.video/k1kqVM-5KaQ?is=XBFQ…
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one of the best things i've ever done. the radiation in front of the reactor is about what you get in an airplane (which is more than you'd think -- i turned on the geiger counter on the plane on the way there). we got to see duga 2 which is nearby. and roam the abandoned buildings. and feed the giant carp in the cooling canal. this is the hotel from the series.
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i once took a geiger counter with me on a plane. i’d worry about time zones after the ionizing radiation. seafarers also get higher rates of cancer and deal with time zone changes, but their cancers have a lot to do with asbestos and uv radiation.
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it's hard to take advice on circadian cycles from physicians. surely residency would be very different if sleep hygiene mattered enough. piped.video/watch?v=dFsxv7Qa…
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the good news at the science museum is that admission is free. the bad news is that it’s free because only the first floor is open because it’s too hot and there’s no air conditioning. one day european scientists will invent a machine for that.
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small supermarket in an airport in paris. after facing food horrors outside of france the french people need to be able to stock up on staples immidiately
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future archeologists will theorize that these things were either a religious symbol and/or a device for executing criminals considering how little sense they make otherwise
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one day this will be in a museum labeled as an erotic artifact of the stupid youtube face culture alongside a labubu and an android phone
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those who are evolutionarily fit should be cheery, those who are not should take comfort in the legend of the noble beaver who chews his nuts off
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