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I went to The Cheesecake Factory to find out why Obama compared it to Donald Trump's White House Ballroom renovations. During my time here I realized that the reason Obama hates on the Cheesecake factory style is because the glass isn't shattered, the business is operating and the chairs outside aren't being used as shields or projectiles. If only it looked like a Trash Can Bunker he'd approve,
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cant hate on cheesecake factory, their sunday brunch is undefeated
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Now things are getting crazy with these tidal events - don’t worry I’m not starting a new culinary trend - pavement to plate
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this is like the movie Taken for lobsters. good luck
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BREAKING: Ian Choudri, the CEO of California's still unfinished high-speed rail, has abruptly RESIGNED after an investigation revealed nearly $600,000 in suspicious, misused travel expenses for rail authority consultants. The rail is billions of dollars over budget, years past the completion date, and not a single track was laid. The entire project reeks of fraud
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forget $600k of fraudulent travel charges the whole $15 BILLION is fraud to me
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if you’re in any sort of sensitive position, never date a Russian or Chinese woman.
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Chinese businesswoman with close ties to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang identified as spy secretly passing information to China's government.
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btw, really dig your videos
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thank you sir o7 meeting you guys on timcast was a highlight of my career
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Dustin May now has World Series rings from 2020, 2024, 2025 and 2026.
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the robert horry of baseball
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Replying to @decoyposts
SMART! If you're looking for dates, that is.
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"oh my God my business trip was nuts, life changing stuff..btw can you pick me up from the airport" cheaper than an uber lmao
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Legally changing my name to Kamala Harris and running for the presidency in 2028. Someone has to take one for the team.
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Least you have an excuse to get drunk at 10am now
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It's actually incredible how deeply unserious Nithya Raman is. How in the hell is this person a candidate for anything?
Spencer Pratt
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Temu Kamala A temu of a temu
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YouTuber ItalianBach wants custom thumbnails removed and replaced with a random frame from the video He said it would end clickbait and help viewers "know exactly what you’re going to be seeing"
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People would just game the system and add the thumbnail into a random frame Changes nothing
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The NYT has messages confirming that the "Democratic" Party organized this scheme Defrauding voters to "save democracy"
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Why don't we start doing this to Dems? They are the most uninformed voters in history and this would be super effective against them.
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I’m changing my name to Barrack Obama. And running for office everywhere Bet I’d even win in some dumb areas
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“what a crappy stadium tampa bay is. how many games left do they have to play here” - overheard watching baseball tonight
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Nothing like tripping over the mound catching a foul ball
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did grokbot just completely die?
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in MN, it's LEGAL to show up covered head to toe, vote with no ID, then bring in 7 others also covered, to also vote with no ID it's just ILLEGAL to expose it
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
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JUST IN: UC Berkeley math professor stops grading homework for correctness, saying widespread AI use has made it "pointless," and now awards credit simply for turning in assignments.
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Diplomas will be useless
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Rigged
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They finally scrambled their pitchcom stealing device
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Gens 5-9 are now in ALL-22 PRO 🏈 Franchise mode now has every generation: all 1,025 Pokémon. Build your Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar and Paldea region lineups, test their skills, or test yours against friends in online multiplayer. Play free at: all22pokemon.com/play
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thank you!
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Lmfao this team is clearly cheating and the scandal will rock baseball… clearly being told what pitches are coming….
The Brewers saw 175 pitches tonight. They swung and missed a total of 13 times.
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they're using IDDQD and i know it
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This cheating scandal gonna hit like crack ‼️
The Brewers saw 175 pitches tonight. They swung and missed a total of 13 times.
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if they didnt strip or really penalize any of the houston astros, the MLB basically baked in cheating to the game
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