I honestly always thought this was one of the weakest bits It's not particularly outrageous or clever or even that much of a troll. Fine for what it is but idk why this is a marquee episode for so many

Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.

Vibe coded my parents' TV this afternoon! It was showing a sponsored ad before you could even get to Netflix. Gave Claude Code the model number, it found the TV on wifi, removed 25 Xiaomi packages and wrote a new launcher. Looks like an Apple TV now lol

Part of me loves this tech. Another part of me looks at all the suffering that technology should alleviate — 35 mil below poverty line, 28 million without healthcare access, 1.3 mil abortions a year, almost a million homeless, and so on — and it seems so hollow.

FYI: @Tesla already filed a patent on locating cars with Starlink satellites. Tesla, not SpaceX. 😉 US20260309876A1

SpaceX Starlink enables precise navigation without the need for GPS satellites

Please make sure to go vote in the midterms so America can continue empowering innovators who create wonders like this rather than persecuting them with the weight of an oppressive and wasteful bureaucracy, our collective future depends on it

I don't want flying cars. I want rivers and ocean I can swim in with friends. I want food that isn't full of toxic chemicals and clean soil to grow it in. I want raw nature and wilderness and places on the earth I can get lost without seeing another human. I want air that isn't "geoengineered" and polluted. Science is cool. Technological advancement is cool, but I don't think this makes us happier as humans. Real human connection and clean, natural food lead to happiness. This I know. Flying cars? I'm not sure. Maybe I am a troglodyte...

This is one space I don't think Elon could ever win. Amazon isn't some dinosaur brick and mortar company that is primed for disruption. The retail moat is insurmountable and Amazon never slows down.

The new Tesla Roadster is a candidate for greatest product demo of all time

JUST IN: AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile stocks all crash over 7% after Elon Musk's SpaceX $SPCX announces plans to turn Starlink into major US mobile carrier.

This feels disrespectful to the Bucs. They can’t catch 1 pass in the 1Q? Who are we taking

NFL CHEAT SHEET - WEEK 5🏈 A quick look at how defenses are performing vs. each position this season. Keep these matchups in mind for Sunday👇

The 4-leg donation parlay Grok is gonna chef up from a cherry-picked stats post based on 4 games:

So basically you’re an idiot? You can look at all of this yourself very easily. Don’t need ai to make you lazy baby but yolo

How retarded is this dude

Yeah you could also read the info right in front of you and come up with the decisions yourself and learn about it while you do it

You can’t just cook up the lay yourself 😭😭