he/they | i like warhammer 40k | autistic and evil guy | infp | torturing my homunculus | backup: @penisdevin_ | private: @nakeddevin |

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it's 2 inches and thin and i'm 4'8 btw
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Who gon sit on it
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peeing with my PEEnis
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NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context
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evil devin (#1 mons pubis fan) retweeted
Using Gene editing to give myself a second penis
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my wife is so hot i would attack people with Rocks for her
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how it feels
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evil devin (#1 mons pubis fan) retweeted
Toaster strudels just look like a cum tribute no matter how you spread the icing
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they better play that john water's smoking psa at my funeral
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they just found me guilty for my crimes against gnomekind and sentenced me to life as a free man
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that's it, no more mr cumguy
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i love this picture of us so much(that's mrs cumguy's real face btw)
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It's D&D night and I am genuinely doing bookkeeping with how much we've been investing in passive income this campaign
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listening to kazuhito yamashita shred in a most sophisticated manner
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just made a blt with pimento cheese

ALT Eyes Locked Cant Look Away GIF

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i love my wife and doing whatever the hell she says
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visualizing you in my head but chopped and rotating you
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i love this guy so much that it's worth getting trained every match
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enjoy snow blindness, dumbass
i'd post my egregiously pale ass for fat butt friday but it would genuinely flashbang and possibly blind you
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